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@ -73,4 +73,5 @@ There's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who think in decimal, those who t
There's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who divide the entire human population into 2 arbitrary groups, and those who don't. There's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who divide the entire human population into 2 arbitrary groups, and those who don't.
A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey man, you're in here kind of a lot. do you ever think you might be an alcoholic?" the horse says "no" and promptly vanishes. (the joke is a reference the famous philosophical phrase "i think, therefore i am" but if i explained that before the rest of the joke that would be putting descartes before the horse) A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey man, you're in here kind of a lot. do you ever think you might be an alcoholic?" the horse says "no" and promptly vanishes. (the joke is a reference the famous philosophical phrase "i think, therefore i am" but if i explained that before the rest of the joke that would be putting descartes before the horse)
Someone broke into my house and stole all my fruits. I'm peachless. Someone broke into my house and stole all my fruits. I'm peachless.
Did I tell you guys about that flat earther i got into an argument with? he got so mad he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong, but he'll come around eventually. Did I tell you guys about that flat earther i got into an argument with? he got so mad he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong, but he'll come around eventually.
What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil.