diff --git a/jokes.txt b/jokes.txt index d312286..8fcfd4e 100644 --- a/jokes.txt +++ b/jokes.txt @@ -73,4 +73,5 @@ There's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who think in decimal, those who t There's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who divide the entire human population into 2 arbitrary groups, and those who don't. A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey man, you're in here kind of a lot. do you ever think you might be an alcoholic?" the horse says "no" and promptly vanishes. (the joke is a reference the famous philosophical phrase "i think, therefore i am" but if i explained that before the rest of the joke that would be putting descartes before the horse) Someone broke into my house and stole all my fruits. I'm peachless. -Did I tell you guys about that flat earther i got into an argument with? he got so mad he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong, but he'll come around eventually. \ No newline at end of file +Did I tell you guys about that flat earther i got into an argument with? he got so mad he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong, but he'll come around eventually. +What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil. \ No newline at end of file