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When does a pun become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. When does a pun become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
There's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who think in decimal, those who think in binary, and those who knew this joke would be in base 3. There's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who think in decimal, those who think in binary, and those who knew this joke would be in base 3.
There's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who divide the entire human population into 2 arbitrary groups, and those who don't. There's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who divide the entire human population into 2 arbitrary groups, and those who don't.
A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey man, you're in here kind of a lot. do you ever think you might be an alcoholic?" the horse says "no" and promptly vanishes. (the joke is a reference the famous philosophical phrase "i think, therefore i am" but if i explained that before the rest of the joke that would be putting descartes before the horse) A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey man, you're in here kind of a lot. do you ever think you might be an alcoholic?" the horse says "no" and promptly vanishes. (the joke is a reference the famous philosophical phrase "i think, therefore i am" but if i explained that before the rest of the joke that would be putting descartes before the horse)
Someone broke into my house and stole all my fruits. I'm peachless.