From b957d33e4a56d645cea1ecf884b2b7d8c28c8b9c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: adam Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2022 23:21:42 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] heh --- jokes.txt | 3 ++- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/jokes.txt b/jokes.txt index 57d5182..1a6902c 100644 --- a/jokes.txt +++ b/jokes.txt @@ -71,4 +71,5 @@ What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dre When does a pun become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. There's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who think in decimal, those who think in binary, and those who knew this joke would be in base 3. There's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who divide the entire human population into 2 arbitrary groups, and those who don't. -A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey man, you're in here kind of a lot. do you ever think you might be an alcoholic?" the horse says "no" and promptly vanishes. (the joke is a reference the famous philosophical phrase "i think, therefore i am" but if i explained that before the rest of the joke that would be putting descartes before the horse) \ No newline at end of file +A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey man, you're in here kind of a lot. do you ever think you might be an alcoholic?" the horse says "no" and promptly vanishes. (the joke is a reference the famous philosophical phrase "i think, therefore i am" but if i explained that before the rest of the joke that would be putting descartes before the horse) +Someone broke into my house and stole all my fruits. I'm peachless. \ No newline at end of file