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Vassago is a chatbot. meaning it reads text, the way god intended.

features

name	description	how to trigger
conversion	convert lots of static units like kg to cm, chains to AU, and various currencies thanks to openexchangerates.org	!freedomunits [number] [unit from] (to, or in) [unit to]
deheic	converts .heic files to .jpeg	post an attachment that ends in .heic
detiktokify	(attempt to) reupload tiktok videos directly in discord	post a link to anything under tiktok.com
gratitude	acknowledges gratitude	say "thank you" and mention shtikbot
joke	tells a (possibly not g-rated) joke, from a list	include !joke
LinkMe	collapse its concept of you across multiple accounts	!linktome
luck	reacts with clover, or 1-in-20 chance to react with 4-leaf clover	say wish me luck
pep talk	assembles pieces to give a 1-line pep talk	match (case insensitive) regex \bi need (an? )?(peptalk|inspiration|ego-?boost)\b
pulse check	responds, to say it's alive	!pulsecheck
qr-ify	generate a text QR code	start a message with !qrplz, the text afterward will be made into a plain text qr (i.e., not a vcard)
Room Read	output channel information	!roomread
snark	chance to react dickishly	mention certain cultural buzzwords (especially ones frequently used wrong), say "you think I'm playin",
Twitch Summon	join a twitch channel	go in the twitch channel, perform some kind of profane ritual, come back to me, !twitchsummon <twitch channel name> (@ is allowed but not necessary)
Twitch Unsummon	get rid of me from twitch channel	begone, @<me>