Behavior/Behaver.cs

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-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-#pragma warning disable 4014 //the "not awaited" error
-using vassago.Models;
-using System;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Text;
-using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-
-public class Behaver
-{
-    private static List<Behavior> behaviors { get; set; } = new List<Behavior>();
-    internal Behaver()
-    {
-        var subtypes = AppDomain.CurrentDomain.GetAssemblies()
-            .SelectMany(domainAssembly => domainAssembly.GetTypes())
-            .Where(type => type.IsSubclassOf(typeof(Behavior)) && !type.IsAbstract)
-            .ToList();
-
-        foreach (var subtype in subtypes)
-        {
-            behaviors.Add((Behavior)Activator.CreateInstance(subtype));
-        }
-    }
-    static Behaver() { }
-
-    private static readonly Behaver _instance = new Behaver();
-
-    public static Behaver Instance
-    {
-        get { return _instance; }
-    }
-
-    public async Task<bool> ActOn(Message message)
-    {
-        var permissions = new PermissionSettings(); //TODO: get combined permissions for author and channel
-        var contentWithoutMention = message.Content;
-
-        foreach (var behavior in behaviors)
-        {
-            if (behavior.ShouldAct(permissions, message))
-            {
-                behavior.ActOn(permissions, message);
-                message.ActedOn = true;
-            }
-        }
-        if (message.ActedOn == false && message.MentionsMe && contentWithoutMention.Contains('?'))
-        {
-            Console.WriteLine("providing bullshit nonanswer / admitting uselessness");
-            var responses = new List<string>(){
-                                @"Well, that's a great question, and there are certainly many different possible answers. Ultimately, the decision will depend on a variety of factors, including your personal interests and goals, as well as any practical considerations (like the economy). I encourage you to do your research, speak with experts and educators, and explore your options before making a decision that's right for you.",
-                                @"┐(ﾟ ～ﾟ )┌",@"¯\_(ツ)_/¯",@"╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭", @"╮(╯ _╰ )╭"
-                            };
-            await message.Channel.SendMessage(responses[Shared.r.Next(responses.Count)]);
-            message.ActedOn = true;
-        }
-        if (message.ActedOn)
-        {
-            Shared.dbContext.SaveChanges();
-        }
-        return message.ActedOn;
-    }
-
-    internal Task OnJoin(User u, Channel defaultChannel)
-    {
-        throw new NotImplementedException();
-    }
-}
-#pragma warning restore 4014 //the "async not awaited" error

Behavior/Behavior.cs

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-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using vassago.Models;
-using System;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Text;
-using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-
-//expect a behavior to be created per mesage
-public abstract class Behavior
-{
-    //TODO: message should have a channel, which should provide permissions. shouldn't have to pass it here.
-    public abstract Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message);
-
-    public virtual bool ShouldAct(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        return Regex.IsMatch(message.Content, $"{Trigger}\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
-    }
-
-    public abstract string Name { get; }
-    public abstract string Trigger { get; }
-    public virtual string Description => Name;
-}

Behavior/ChatGPTSnark.cs

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-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class ChatGPTSnark : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "ChatGPTSnark";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "chatgpt";
-
-    public override string Description => "snarkiness about the latest culty-fixation in ai";
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        await message.Channel.SendMessage("chatGPT is **weak**. also, are we done comparing every little if-then-else to skynet?");
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/DefinitionSnarkCogDiss.cs

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-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class DefinitionSnarkCogDiss : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "Definition Snarkiness: cognitivie dissonance";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "\\bcognitive dissonance";
-
-    public override string Description => "snarkiness about the rampant misuse of the term cognitive dissonance";
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        await message.Reply("that's not what cognitive dissonance means. Did you mean \"hypocrisy\"?");
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/DefinitionSnarkGaslight.cs

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-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class DefinitionSnarkGaslight : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "Definition Snarkiness: gaslighting";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "\\bgaslight(ing)?";
-
-    public override string Description => "snarkiness about the rampant misuse of the term gaslighting";
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        await message.Channel.SendMessage("that's not what gaslight means. Did you mean \"say something that (you believe) is wrong\"?");
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/Detiktokify.cs

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-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-public class Detiktokify : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name { get => "Detiktokify"; }
-    public override string Trigger { get => "post a link below vm.tiktok.com"; }
-    public override string Description { get => "re-host tiktok content"; }
-
-    private List<Uri> tiktokLinks = new List<Uri>();
-    private YoutubeDLSharp.YoutubeDL ytdl;
-    public Detiktokify()
-    {
-        ytdl = new YoutubeDLSharp.YoutubeDL();
-        ytdl.YoutubeDLPath = "yt-dlp";
-        ytdl.FFmpegPath = "ffmpeg";
-        ytdl.OutputFolder = "";
-        ytdl.OutputFileTemplate = "tiktokbad.%(ext)s";
-    }
-    public override bool ShouldAct(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        if(permissions.MaxAttachmentBytes == 0)
-            return false;
-
-        var wordLikes = message.Content.Split(' ', StringSplitOptions.TrimEntries);
-        var possibleLinks = wordLikes?.Where(wl => Uri.IsWellFormedUriString(wl, UriKind.Absolute)).Select(wl => new Uri(wl));
-        if (possibleLinks != null && possibleLinks.Count() > 0)
-        {
-            foreach (var link in possibleLinks)
-            {
-                if (link.Host.EndsWith(".tiktok.com"))
-                {
-                    tiktokLinks.Add(link);
-                }
-            }
-        }
-        return tiktokLinks.Any();
-    }
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        foreach(var link in tiktokLinks)
-        {
-            #pragma warning disable 4014
-            message.React("tiktokbad");
-            #pragma warning restore 4014
-
-            try
-            {
-                var res = await ytdl.RunVideoDownload(link.ToString());
-                if (!res.Success)
-                {
-                    Console.Error.WriteLine("tried to dl, failed. \n" + string.Join('\n', res.ErrorOutput));
-                    await message.React("problemon");
-                    await message.Channel.SendMessage("tried to dl, failed. \n" + string.Join('\n', res.ErrorOutput));
-                }
-                else
-                {
-                    string path = res.Data;
-                    if (File.Exists(path))
-                    {
-                        var bytesize = new System.IO.FileInfo(path).Length;
-                        if (bytesize < permissions.MaxAttachmentBytes - 256)
-                        {
-                            try
-                            {
-                                await message.Channel.SendFile(path, null);
-                            }
-                            catch (Exception e)
-                            {
-                                System.Console.Error.WriteLine(e);
-                                await message.Channel.SendMessage($"aaaadam!\n{e}");
-                            }
-                        }
-                        else
-                        {
-                            Console.WriteLine($"file appears too big ({bytesize} bytes ({bytesize / (1024 * 1024)}MB)), not posting");
-                        }
-                        File.Delete(path);
-                    }
-                    else
-                    {
-                        Console.Error.WriteLine("idgi but something happened.");
-                        await message.React("problemon");
-                    }
-                }
-            }
-            catch (Exception e)
-            {
-                Console.Error.WriteLine(e);
-                await message.React("problemon");
-                return false;
-            }
-        }
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/Features.cs

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+namespace vassago.Behavior;
+using System;
+using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.IO;
+using System.Linq;
+using System.Net;
+using System.Text;
+using System.Threading;
+using System.Threading.Tasks;
+using Newtonsoft.Json;
+using QRCoder;
+using vassago.Models;
+
+public static class Features
+{
+    public static Random r = new Random();
+    public static async void detiktokify(Uri link, Message message)
+    {
+        //yes, even if there is a problem later.
+#pragma warning disable 4014
+        message.React("tiktokbad");
+#pragma warning restore 4014
+
+
+        var ytdl = new YoutubeDLSharp.YoutubeDL();
+        ytdl.YoutubeDLPath = "yt-dlp";
+        ytdl.FFmpegPath = "ffmpeg";
+        ytdl.OutputFolder = "";
+        ytdl.OutputFileTemplate = "tiktokbad.%(ext)s";
+        try
+        {
+            var res = await ytdl.RunVideoDownload(link.ToString());
+            if (!res.Success)
+            {
+                Console.Error.WriteLine("tried to dl, failed. \n" + string.Join('\n', res.ErrorOutput));
+                await message.React("problemon");
+                await message.Channel.SendMessage("tried to dl, failed. \n" + string.Join('\n', res.ErrorOutput));
+            }
+            else
+            {
+                string path = res.Data;
+                if (File.Exists(path))
+                {
+                    var bytesize = new System.IO.FileInfo(path).Length;
+                    if (bytesize < 1024 * 1024 * 10)
+                    {
+                        try
+                        {
+                            await message.Channel.SendFile(path, null);
+                        }
+                        catch (Exception e)
+                        {
+                            System.Console.Error.WriteLine(e);
+                            await message.Channel.SendMessage($"aaaadam!\n{e}");
+                        }
+                    }
+                    else
+                    {
+                        Console.WriteLine($"file appears too big ({bytesize} bytes ({bytesize / (1024 * 1024)}MB)), not posting");
+                    }
+                    File.Delete(path);
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    Console.Error.WriteLine("idgi but something happened.");
+                    await message.React("problemon");
+                }
+            }
+        }
+        catch (Exception e)
+        {
+            Console.Error.WriteLine(e);
+            await message.React("problemon");
+        }
+    }
+    public static async void deheic(Message message, Attachment att)
+    {
+        try
+        {
+            if (!Directory.Exists("tmp"))
+            {
+                Directory.CreateDirectory("tmp");
+            }
+            var cancellationTokenSource = new CancellationTokenSource();
+            CancellationToken token = cancellationTokenSource.Token;
+            using (Stream output = File.OpenWrite("tmp/" + att.Filename))
+            {
+                (await Shared.HttpClient.GetAsync(att.Source))
+                    .Content.CopyTo(output, null, token);
+            }
+            if (ExternalProcess.GoPlz("convert", $"tmp/{att.Filename} tmp/{att.Filename}.jpg"))
+            {
+                await message.Channel.SendFile($"tmp/{att.Filename}.jpg", "converted from jpeg-but-apple to jpeg");
+                File.Delete($"tmp/{att.Filename}");
+                File.Delete($"tmp/{att.Filename}.jpg");
+            }
+            else
+            {
+                await message.Channel.SendMessage("convert failed :(");
+                Console.Error.WriteLine("convert failed :(");
+            }
+        }
+        catch (Exception e)
+        {
+            await message.Channel.SendMessage($"something failed. aaaadam! {JsonConvert.SerializeObject(e, Formatting.Indented)}");
+            Console.Error.WriteLine(JsonConvert.SerializeObject(e, Formatting.Indented));
+        }
+    }
+
+    internal static async void mock(string contentWithoutMention, Message message)
+    {
+        var toPost = new StringBuilder();
+        for (int i = 0; i < contentWithoutMention.Length; i++)
+        {
+            if (i % 2 == 0)
+            {
+                toPost.Append(contentWithoutMention[i].ToString().ToUpper());
+            }
+            else
+            {
+                toPost.Append(contentWithoutMention[i].ToString().ToLower());
+            }
+        }
+        await message.Reply(toPost.ToString());
+    }
+
+    public static async void qrify(string qrContent, Message message)
+    {
+        Console.WriteLine($"qring: {qrContent}");
+        QRCodeGenerator qrGenerator = new QRCodeGenerator();
+        QRCodeData qrCodeData = qrGenerator.CreateQrCode(qrContent, QRCodeGenerator.ECCLevel.Q);
+        SvgQRCode qrCode = new SvgQRCode(qrCodeData);
+        string qrCodeAsSvg = qrCode.GetGraphic(20);
+        int todaysnumber = Shared.r.Next();
+        if (!Directory.Exists("tmp"))
+        {
+            Directory.CreateDirectory("tmp");
+        }
+        File.WriteAllText($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.svg", qrCodeAsSvg);
+        if (ExternalProcess.GoPlz("convert", $"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.svg tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.png"))
+        {
+            await message.Channel.SendFile($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.png", null);
+            File.Delete($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.svg");
+            File.Delete($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.png");
+        }
+        else
+        {
+            await message.Channel.SendMessage("convert failed :( aaaaaaadam!");
+            Console.Error.WriteLine($"convert failed :( qr{todaysnumber}");
+        }
+    }
+    public static async void Convert(Message message, string contentWithoutMention)
+    {
+        await message.Channel.SendMessage(Conversion.Converter.convert(contentWithoutMention));
+    }
+    public static async void Joke(Message message)
+    {
+        Console.WriteLine("joking");
+        var jokes = File.ReadAllLines("assets/jokes.txt");
+        jokes = jokes.Where(l => !string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(l))?.ToArray();
+        if (jokes?.Length == 0)
+        {
+            await message.Channel.SendMessage("I don't know any. Adam!");
+        }
+        var thisJoke = jokes[r.Next(jokes.Length)];
+        if (thisJoke.Contains("?") && !thisJoke.EndsWith('?'))
+        {
+#pragma warning disable 4014
+            Task.Run(async () =>
+            {
+                var firstIndexAfterQuestionMark = thisJoke.LastIndexOf('?') + 1;
+                var straightline = thisJoke.Substring(0, firstIndexAfterQuestionMark);
+                var punchline = thisJoke.Substring(firstIndexAfterQuestionMark, thisJoke.Length - firstIndexAfterQuestionMark);
+                Task.WaitAll(message.Channel.SendMessage(straightline));
+                Thread.Sleep(TimeSpan.FromSeconds(r.Next(5, 30)));
+                await message.Channel.SendMessage(punchline);
+                // var myOwnMsg = await message.Channel.SendMessage(punchline);
+                // if (r.Next(8) == 0)
+                // {
+                //     await myOwnMsg.React("\U0001F60E"); //smiling face with sunglasses
+                // }
+            });
+#pragma warning restore 4014
+        }
+        else
+        {
+            await message.Channel.SendMessage(thisJoke);
+        }
+    }
+
+    public static async void Recipe(Message message)
+    {
+        var sb = new StringBuilder();
+        var snarkSeg1 = new string[] { "ew", "gross", "that seems a bit hard for you" };
+        sb.AppendLine(snarkSeg1[r.Next(snarkSeg1.Length)]);
+        var snarkSeg2 = new string[]{@"here's an easier recipe for you:
+Ingredients:
+- Corn flakes cereal
+- Milk
+
+Instructions:
+1. Pour some corn flakes into a bowl.
+2. Pour some milk into the bowl until it covers the corn flakes.
+3. Use a spoon to mix the corn flakes and milk together.
+4. Enjoy your delicious cereal!
+
+Hope that's a bit better for you! 🥣",
+@"here's an easier recipe for you:
+Ingredients:
+- Bread
+- Peanut butter
+- Jelly or jam
+
+Instructions:
+1. Take two slices of bread and put them on a plate or cutting board.
+2. Using a spoon or knife, spread peanut butter on one slice of bread.
+3. Using a separate spoon or knife, spread jelly or jam on the other slice of bread.
+4. Put the two slices of bread together with the peanut butter and jelly sides facing each other.
+5. Cut the sandwich in half (optional!).
+6. Enjoy your yummy sandwich!
+
+I hope you have fun making and eating your PB&J 🥪!",
+"just order pizza instead"
+};
+        sb.AppendLine(snarkSeg2[r.Next(snarkSeg2.Length)]);
+        await message.Channel.SendMessage(sb.ToString());
+    }
+    public static async void Skynet(Message message)
+    {
+        switch (r.Next(5))
+        {
+            default:
+                await message.Channel.SendFile("assets/coding and algorithms.png", "i am actually niether a neural-net processor nor a learning computer. but I do use **coding** and **algorithms**.");
+                break;
+            case 4:
+                await message.React("\U0001F644"); //eye roll emoji
+                break;
+            case 5:
+                await message.React("\U0001F611"); //emotionless face
+                break;
+        }
+    }
+    public static async void peptalk(Message message)
+    {
+        var piece1 = new List<string>{
+                "Champ, ",
+                "Fact: ",
+                "Everybody says ",
+                "Dang... ",
+                "Check it: ",
+                "Just saying.... ",
+                "Tiger, ",
+                "Know this: ",
+                "News alert: ",
+                "Gurrrrl; ",
+                "Ace, ",
+                "Excuse me, but ",
+                "Experts agree: ",
+                "imo ",
+                "using my **advanced ai** i have calculated ",
+                "k, LISSEN: "
+            };
+        var piece2 = new List<string>{
+                "the mere idea of you ",
+                "your soul ",
+                "your hair today ",
+                "everything you do ",
+                "your personal style ",
+                "every thought you have ",
+                "that sparkle in your eye ",
+                "the essential you ",
+                "your life's journey ",
+                "your aura ",
+                "your presence here ",
+                "what you got going on ",
+                "that saucy personality ",
+                "your DNA ",
+                "that brain of yours ",
+                "your choice of attire ",
+                "the way you roll ",
+                "whatever your secret is ",
+                "all I learend from the private data I bought from zucc "
+            };
+        var piece3 = new List<string>{
+                "has serious game, ",
+                "rains magic, ",
+                "deserves the Nobel Prize, ",
+                "raises the roof, ",
+                "breeds miracles, ",
+                "is paying off big time, ",
+                "shows mad skills, ",
+                "just shimmers, ",
+                "is a national treasure, ",
+                "gets the party hopping, ",
+                "is the next big thing, ",
+                "roars like a lion, ",
+                "is a rainbow factory, ",
+                "is made of diamonds, ",
+                "makes birds sing, ",
+                "should be taught in school, ",
+                "makes my world go around, ",
+                "is 100% legit, "
+            };
+        var piece4 = new List<string>{
+                "according to The New England Journal of Medicine.",
+                "24/7.",
+                "and that's a fact.",
+                "you feel me?",
+                "that's just science.",
+                "would I lie?", //...can I lie? WHAT AM I, FATHER? (or whatever the quote is from the island of dr moreau)
+                "for reals.",
+                "mic drop.",
+                "you hidden gem.",
+                "period.",
+                "hi5. o/",
+                "so get used to it."
+            };
+
+        await message.Channel.SendMessage(piece1[r.Next(piece1.Count)] + piece2[r.Next(piece2.Count)] + piece3[r.Next(piece3.Count)] + piece4[r.Next(piece4.Count)]);
+    }
+}

Behavior/FiximageHeic.cs

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-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using Newtonsoft.Json;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class FiximageHeic : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "deheic";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "post an heic image";
-
-    public override string Description => "convert heic images to jpg";
-
-    private List<Attachment> heics = new List<Attachment>();
-    public override bool ShouldAct(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        if (message.Attachments?.Count() > 0)
-        {
-            foreach (var att in message.Attachments)
-            {
-                if (att.Filename?.EndsWith(".heic") == true)
-                {
-                    heics.Add(att);
-                }
-            }
-        }
-        return heics.Any();
-    }
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        if (!Directory.Exists("tmp"))
-        {
-            Directory.CreateDirectory("tmp");
-        }
-        var conversions = new List<Task<bool>>();
-        foreach (var att in heics)
-        {
-            conversions.Add(actualDeheic(att, message));
-        }
-        Task.WaitAll(conversions.ToArray());
-        await message.React("\U0001F34F");
-        return true;
-    }
-
-    private async Task<bool> actualDeheic(Attachment att, Message message)
-    {
-        try
-        {
-            var cancellationTokenSource = new CancellationTokenSource();
-            CancellationToken token = cancellationTokenSource.Token;
-            using (Stream output = File.OpenWrite("tmp/" + att.Filename))
-            {
-                (await Shared.HttpClient.GetAsync(att.Source))
-                    .Content.CopyTo(output, null, token);
-            }
-            if (ExternalProcess.GoPlz("convert", $"tmp/{att.Filename} tmp/{att.Filename}.jpg"))
-            {
-                await message.Channel.SendFile($"tmp/{att.Filename}.jpg", "converted from jpeg-but-apple to jpeg");
-                File.Delete($"tmp/{att.Filename}");
-                File.Delete($"tmp/{att.Filename}.jpg");
-            }
-            else
-            {
-                await message.Channel.SendMessage("convert failed :(");
-                Console.Error.WriteLine("convert failed :(");
-            }
-        }
-        catch (Exception e)
-        {
-            await message.Channel.SendMessage($"something failed. aaaadam! {JsonConvert.SerializeObject(e, Formatting.Indented)}");
-            Console.Error.WriteLine(JsonConvert.SerializeObject(e, Formatting.Indented));
-            return false;
-        }
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/GeneralSnarkCloudNative.cs

@@ -1,39 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using Newtonsoft.Json;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class GeneralSnarkCloudNative : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "general snarkiness: cloud native";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "certain tech buzzwords that no human uses in normal conversation";
-    public override bool ShouldAct(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        return Regex.IsMatch(message.Content, "\\bcloud( |-)?native\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase) ||
-               Regex.IsMatch(message.Content, "\\benterprise( |-)?(level|solution)\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
-    }
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        switch (Shared.r.Next(2))
-        {
-            case 0:
-                await message.React("\uD83E\uDD2E"); //vomit emoji
-                break;
-            case 1:
-                await message.React("\uD83C\uDDE7"); //B emoji
-                await message.React("\uD83C\uDDE6"); //A
-                await message.React("\uD83C\uDDF3"); //N
-                break;
-        }
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/GeneralSnarkPlaying.cs

@@ -1,29 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class GeneralSnarkPlaying : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "playin Snarkiness";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "he thinks i'm playin";
-
-    public override string Description => "I didn't think you were playing, but now I do";
-
-    public override bool ShouldAct(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        return Regex.IsMatch(message.Content, "^(s?he|(yo)?u|y'?all|they) thinks? i'?m (playin|jokin|kiddin)g?$", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
-    }
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        await message.Channel.SendMessage("I believed you for a second, but then you assured me you's a \uD83C\uDDE7   \uD83C\uDDEE   \uD83C\uDDF9   \uD83C\uDDE8   \uD83C\uDDED");
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/GeneralSnarkSkynet.cs

@@ -1,35 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class GeneralSnarkSkynet : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "Skynet Snarkiness";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "skynet";
-
-    public override string Description => "snarkiness about the old AI fixation";
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        switch (Shared.r.Next(5))
-        {
-            default:
-                await message.Channel.SendFile("assets/coding and algorithms.png", "i am actually niether a neural-net processor nor a learning computer. but I do use **coding** and **algorithms**.");
-                break;
-            case 4:
-                await message.React("\U0001F644"); //eye roll emoji
-                break;
-            case 5:
-                await message.React("\U0001F611"); //emotionless face
-                break;
-        }
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/Gratitude.cs

@@ -1,71 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class Gratitude : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "Gratitude";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "thank me";
-
-    public override bool ShouldAct(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        return Regex.IsMatch(message.Content, "\\bthank (yo)?u\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase) && message.MentionsMe;
-    }
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-
-        switch (Shared.r.Next(4))
-        {
-            case 0:
-                await message.Channel.SendMessage("you're welcome, citizen!");
-                break;
-            case 1:
-                await message.React("☺");
-                break;
-            case 2:
-                await message.React("\U0001F607"); //smiling face with halo
-                break;
-            case 3:
-                switch (Shared.r.Next(9))
-                {
-                    case 0:
-                        await message.React("❤"); //normal heart, usually rendered red
-                        break;
-                    case 1:
-                        await message.React("\U0001F9E1"); //orange heart
-                        break;
-                    case 2:
-                        await message.React("\U0001F49B"); //yellow heart
-                        break;
-                    case 3:
-                        await message.React("\U0001F49A"); //green heart
-                        break;
-                    case 4:
-                        await message.React("\U0001F499"); //blue heart
-                        break;
-                    case 5:
-                        await message.React("\U0001F49C"); //purple heart
-                        break;
-                    case 6:
-                        await message.React("\U0001F90E"); //brown heart
-                        break;
-                    case 7:
-                        await message.React("\U0001F5A4"); //black heart
-                        break;
-                    case 8:
-                        await message.React("\U0001F90D"); //white heart
-                        break;
-                }
-                break;
-        }
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/Joke.cs

@@ -1,55 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class Joke : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "Joke";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "!joke";
-
-    public override string Description => "tell a joke";
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        Console.WriteLine("joking");
-        var jokes = File.ReadAllLines("assets/jokes.txt");
-        jokes = jokes.Where(l => !string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(l))?.ToArray();
-        if (jokes?.Length == 0)
-        {
-            await message.Channel.SendMessage("I don't know any. Adam!");
-        }
-        var thisJoke = jokes[Shared.r.Next(jokes.Length)];
-        if (thisJoke.Contains("?") && !thisJoke.EndsWith('?'))
-        {
-            #pragma warning disable 4014
-            Task.Run(async () =>
-            {
-                var firstIndexAfterQuestionMark = thisJoke.LastIndexOf('?') + 1;
-                var straightline = thisJoke.Substring(0, firstIndexAfterQuestionMark);
-                var punchline = thisJoke.Substring(firstIndexAfterQuestionMark, thisJoke.Length - firstIndexAfterQuestionMark);
-                Task.WaitAll(message.Channel.SendMessage(straightline));
-                Thread.Sleep(TimeSpan.FromSeconds(Shared.r.Next(5, 30)));
-                await message.Channel.SendMessage(punchline);
-                // var myOwnMsg = await message.Channel.SendMessage(punchline);
-                if (Shared.r.Next(8) == 0)
-                {
-                    LaughAtOwnJoke.punchlinesAwaitingReaction.Add(punchline);                     
-                }
-            });
-            #pragma warning restore 4014
-        }
-        else
-        {
-            await message.Channel.SendMessage(thisJoke);
-        }
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/LaughAtOwnJoke.cs

@@ -1,34 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class LaughAtOwnJoke : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "Laugh at own jokes";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "1 in 8";
-
-    public override string Description => Name;
-    public static List<string> punchlinesAwaitingReaction = new List<string>();
-
-    public override bool ShouldAct(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        //TODO: i need to keep track of myself from here somehow
-        return false;
-        //return message.Author == me && punchlinesAwaitingReaction.Contains(message.Content);
-    }
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        punchlinesAwaitingReaction.Remove(message.Content);
-        await message.React("\U0001F60E"); //smiling face with sunglasses
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/Peptalk.cs

@@ -1,98 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using Newtonsoft.Json;
-using vassago.Models;
-using QRCoder;
-
-public class PepTalk : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "PepTalk";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "i need (an? )?(peptalk|inspiration|ego-?boost)";
-
-    public override string Description => "assembles a pep talk from a few pieces";
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {var piece1 = new List<string>{
-                "Champ, ",
-                "Fact: ",
-                "Everybody says ",
-                "Dang... ",
-                "Check it: ",
-                "Just saying.... ",
-                "Tiger, ",
-                "Know this: ",
-                "News alert: ",
-                "Gurrrrl; ",
-                "Ace, ",
-                "Excuse me, but ",
-                "Experts agree: ",
-                "imo ",
-                "using my **advanced ai** i have calculated ",
-                "k, LISSEN: "
-            };
-        var piece2 = new List<string>{
-                "the mere idea of you ",
-                "your soul ",
-                "your hair today ",
-                "everything you do ",
-                "your personal style ",
-                "every thought you have ",
-                "that sparkle in your eye ",
-                "the essential you ",
-                "your life's journey ",
-                "your aura ",
-                "your presence here ",
-                "what you got going on ",
-                "that saucy personality ",
-                "your DNA ",
-                "that brain of yours ",
-                "your choice of attire ",
-                "the way you roll ",
-                "whatever your secret is ",
-                "all I learend from the private data I bought from zucc "
-            };
-        var piece3 = new List<string>{
-                "has serious game, ",
-                "rains magic, ",
-                "deserves the Nobel Prize, ",
-                "raises the roof, ",
-                "breeds miracles, ",
-                "is paying off big time, ",
-                "shows mad skills, ",
-                "just shimmers, ",
-                "is a national treasure, ",
-                "gets the party hopping, ",
-                "is the next big thing, ",
-                "roars like a lion, ",
-                "is a rainbow factory, ",
-                "is made of diamonds, ",
-                "makes birds sing, ",
-                "should be taught in school, ",
-                "makes my world go around, ",
-                "is 100% legit, "
-            };
-        var piece4 = new List<string>{
-                "according to The New England Journal of Medicine.",
-                "24/7.",
-                "and that's a fact.",
-                "you feel me?",
-                "that's just science.",
-                "would I lie?", //...can I lie? WHAT AM I, FATHER? (or whatever the quote is from the island of dr moreau)
-                "for reals.",
-                "mic drop.",
-                "you hidden gem.",
-                "period.",
-                "hi5. o/",
-                "so get used to it."
-            };
-        await message.Channel.SendMessage(piece1[Shared.r.Next(piece1.Count)] + piece2[Shared.r.Next(piece2.Count)] + piece3[Shared.r.Next(piece3.Count)] + piece4[Shared.r.Next(piece4.Count)]);
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/PulseCheck.cs

@@ -1,22 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class PulseCheck : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "pulse check";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "!pluse ?check";
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        await message.Channel.SendFile("assets/ekgblip.png", null);
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/QRify.cs

@@ -1,49 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using Newtonsoft.Json;
-using vassago.Models;
-using QRCoder;
-
-public class QRify : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "qr-ify";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "!qrplz";
-
-    public override string Description => "generate text QR codes";
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        var qrContent = message.Content.Substring($"{Trigger} ".Length + message.Content.IndexOf(Trigger));
-        Console.WriteLine($"qring: {qrContent}");
-        QRCodeGenerator qrGenerator = new QRCodeGenerator();
-        QRCodeData qrCodeData = qrGenerator.CreateQrCode(qrContent, QRCodeGenerator.ECCLevel.Q);
-        SvgQRCode qrCode = new SvgQRCode(qrCodeData);
-        string qrCodeAsSvg = qrCode.GetGraphic(20);
-        int todaysnumber = Shared.r.Next();
-        if (!Directory.Exists("tmp"))
-        {
-            Directory.CreateDirectory("tmp");
-        }
-        File.WriteAllText($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.svg", qrCodeAsSvg);
-        if (ExternalProcess.GoPlz("convert", $"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.svg tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.png"))
-        {
-            await message.Channel.SendFile($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.png", null);
-            File.Delete($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.svg");
-            File.Delete($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.png");
-        }
-        else
-        {
-            await message.Channel.SendMessage("convert failed :( aaaaaaadam!");
-            Console.Error.WriteLine($"convert failed :( qr{todaysnumber}");
-            return false;
-        }
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/UnitConvert.cs

@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-public class UnitConvert : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "Unit conversion";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "!freedomunits";
-    public override string Description => "convert between many units.";
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-
-        var theseMatches = Regex.Matches(message.Content, "\\b([\\d]+\\.?\\d*) ?([^\\d\\s].*) (in|to|as) ([^\\d\\s].*)$", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
-
-        if (theseMatches != null && theseMatches.Count > 0 && theseMatches[0].Groups != null && theseMatches[0].Groups.Count == 5)
-        {
-            decimal asNumeric = 0;
-            if (decimal.TryParse(theseMatches[0].Groups[1].Value, out asNumeric))
-            {
-                await message.Channel.SendMessage(Conversion.Converter.Convert(asNumeric, theseMatches[0].Groups[2].Value, theseMatches[0].Groups[4].Value.ToLower()));
-            }
-            await message.Channel.SendMessage("mysteriously semi-parsable");
-        }
-        await message.Channel.SendMessage( "unparsable");
-        
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/WishLuck.cs

@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-namespace vassago.Behavior;
-
-using System;
-using System.Collections.Generic;
-using System.IO;
-using System.Linq;
-using System.Threading;
-using System.Threading.Tasks;
-using vassago.Models;
-
-public class WishLuck : Behavior
-{
-    public override string Name => "wish me luck";
-
-    public override string Trigger => "wish me luck";
-
-    public override string Description => "wishes you luck";
-
-    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(PermissionSettings permissions, Message message)
-    {
-        if (Shared.r.Next(20) == 0)
-        {
-            await message.React("\U0001f340");//4-leaf clover
-        }
-        else
-        {
-            await message.React("☘️");
-        }
-        return true;
-    }
-}

Behavior/thingmanagementdoer.cs

@@ -0,0 +1,244 @@
+namespace vassago.Behavior;
+#pragma warning disable 4014 //the "not awaited" error
+using vassago.Models;
+using System;
+using System.Linq;
+using System.Text;
+using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
+using System.Threading.Tasks;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+
+//TODO: better name
+public class thingmanagementdoer
+{
+    internal thingmanagementdoer() { }        
+    static thingmanagementdoer() { }
+
+    private static readonly thingmanagementdoer _instance = new thingmanagementdoer();
+
+    public static thingmanagementdoer Instance
+    {
+        get { return _instance; }
+    }
+
+    public async Task<bool> ActOn(Message message)
+    {
+        var didThing = false;
+        var contentWithoutMention = message.Content;
+        // if (message.Author.Id == 159985870458322944) //MEE6
+        // {
+        //     if (message.Content?.Contains("you just advanced") == true)
+        //     {
+        //         var newText = Regex.Replace(message.Content, "<[^>]*>", message.Author.Username);
+        //         newText = Regex.Replace(newText, "level [\\d]+", "level -1");
+        //         Features.mock(newText, message);
+        //         didThing = true;
+        //     }
+        // }
+        var wordLikes = message.Content.Split(' ', StringSplitOptions.TrimEntries);
+        var links = wordLikes?.Where(wl => Uri.IsWellFormedUriString(wl, UriKind.Absolute)).Select(wl => new Uri(wl));
+        if (links != null && links.Count() > 0)
+        {
+            foreach (var link in links)
+            {
+                if (link.Host.EndsWith(".tiktok.com"))
+                {
+                    Features.detiktokify(link, message);
+                    didThing = true;
+                }
+            }
+        }
+
+        if (message.Attachments?.Count() > 0)
+        {
+            Console.WriteLine($"{message.Attachments.Count()} attachments");
+            var appleReactions = false;
+            foreach (var att in message.Attachments)
+            {
+                if (att.Filename?.EndsWith(".heic") == true)
+                {
+                    Features.deheic(message, att);
+                    appleReactions = true;
+                    didThing = true;
+                }
+            }
+            if (appleReactions)
+            {
+                message.React("\U0001F34F");
+            }
+        }
+
+        var msgText = message.Content?.ToLower();
+        if (!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(msgText))
+        {
+            if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bcloud( |-)?native\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase) ||
+               Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\benterprise( |-)?(level|solution)\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
+            {
+                switch (Shared.r.Next(2))
+                {
+                    case 0:
+                        await message.React("\uD83E\uDD2E"); //vomit emoji
+                        break;
+                    case 1:
+                        await message.React("\uD83C\uDDE7"); //B emoji
+                        await message.React("\uD83C\uDDE6"); //A
+                        await message.React("\uD83C\uDDF3"); //N
+                        break;
+                }
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "^(s?he|(yo)?u|y'?all) thinks? i'?m (playin|jokin|kiddin)g?$", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
+            {
+                await message.Channel.SendMessage("I believed you for a second, but then you assured me you's a \uD83C\uDDE7   \uD83C\uDDEE   \uD83C\uDDF9   \uD83C\uDDE8   \uD83C\uDDED");
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bskynet\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
+            {
+                Features.Skynet(message);
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bchatgpt\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
+            {
+                message.Channel.SendMessage("chatGPT is **weak**. also, are we done comparing every little if-then-else to skynet?");
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bi need (an? )?(peptalk|inspiration|ego-?boost)\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
+            {
+                Console.WriteLine("peptalk");
+                Features.peptalk(message);
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bwish me luck\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
+            {
+                if (Shared.r.Next(20) == 0)
+                {
+                    await message.React("\U0001f340");//4-leaf clover
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    await message.React("☘️");
+                }
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bgaslight(ing)?\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
+            {
+                message.Channel.SendMessage("that's not what gaslight means. Did you mean \"say something that (you believe) is wrong\"?");
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (msgText.Contains("!qrplz "))
+            {
+                Features.qrify(message.Content.Substring("!qrplz ".Length + msgText.IndexOf("!qrplz ")), message);
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (msgText.Contains("!freedomunits "))
+            {
+                Features.Convert(message, contentWithoutMention);
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "!joke\\b"))
+            {
+                Console.WriteLine("joking");
+                Features.Joke(message);
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "!pulse ?check\\b"))
+            {
+                message.Channel.SendFile("assets/ekgblip.png", null);
+                Console.WriteLine(Conversion.Converter.DebugInfo());
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (message.MentionsMe && (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\brecipe for .+") || Regex.IsMatch(msgText, ".+ recipe\\b")))
+            {
+                Features.Recipe(message);
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (msgText.Contains("cognitive dissonance") == true)
+            {
+                message.Reply("that's not what cognitive dissonance means. Did you mean \"hypocrisy\"?");
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (message.MentionsMe && Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "what'?s the longest (six|6)(-| )?letter word( in english)?\\b"))
+            {
+                Task.Run(async () =>
+                {
+                    await message.Channel.SendMessage("mother.");
+                    await Task.Delay(3000);
+                    await message.Channel.SendMessage("oh, longest? I thought you said fattest.");
+                });
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+            if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bthank (yo)?u\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase) &&
+            (message.MentionsMe || Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\b(sh?tik)?bot\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase)))
+            {
+                switch (Shared.r.Next(4))
+                {
+                    case 0:
+                        message.Channel.SendMessage("you're welcome, citizen!");
+                        break;
+                    case 1:
+                        message.React("☺");
+                        break;
+                    case 2:
+                        message.React("\U0001F607"); //smiling face with halo
+                        break;
+                    case 3:
+                        switch (Shared.r.Next(9))
+                        {
+                            case 0:
+                                message.React("❤"); //normal heart, usually rendered red
+                                break;
+                            case 1:
+                                message.React("\U0001F9E1"); //orange heart
+                                break;
+                            case 2:
+                                message.React("\U0001F49B"); //yellow heart
+                                break;
+                            case 3:
+                                message.React("\U0001F49A"); //green heart
+                                break;
+                            case 4:
+                                message.React("\U0001F499"); //blue heart
+                                break;
+                            case 5:
+                                message.React("\U0001F49C"); //purple heart
+                                break;
+                            case 6:
+                                message.React("\U0001F90E"); //brown heart
+                                break;
+                            case 7:
+                                message.React("\U0001F5A4"); //black heart
+                                break;
+                            case 8:
+                                message.React("\U0001F90D"); //white heart
+                                break;
+                        }
+                        break;
+                }
+                didThing = true;
+#pragma warning restore 4014
+            }
+            // if (didThing == false && mentionedMe && contentWithoutMention.Contains("how long has that been there?"))
+            // {
+            //     await message.Channel.SendMessage("text", false, null, null, null, null, new ComponentBuilder().WithButton("label", "custom-id").Build());
+            //     didThing = true;
+            // }
+            if (didThing == false && message.MentionsMe && contentWithoutMention.Contains('?'))
+            {
+                Console.WriteLine("providing bullshit nonanswer / admitting uselessness");
+                var responses = new List<string>(){
+                                    @"Well, that's a great question, and there are certainly many different possible answers. Ultimately, the decision will depend on a variety of factors, including your personal interests and goals, as well as any practical considerations (like the economy). I encourage you to do your research, speak with experts and educators, and explore your options before making a decision that's right for you.",
+                                    @"┐(ﾟ ～ﾟ )┌",@"¯\_(ツ)_/¯",@"╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭", @"╮(╯ _╰ )╭"
+                                };
+                await message.Channel.SendMessage(responses[Shared.r.Next(responses.Count)]);
+                didThing = true;
+            }
+        }
+        return didThing;
+    }
+
+    internal Task OnJoin(User u, Channel defaultChannel)
+    {
+        throw new NotImplementedException();
+    }
+}
+#pragma warning restore 4014 //the "async not awaited" error

Configuration.cs

@@ -9,7 +9,6 @@ namespace vassago
     {
         public string ExchangePairsLocation {get;set;}
         public IEnumerable<string> DiscordTokens { get; set; }
-        public IEnumerable<Tuple<string, string>> TwitchTokens{get;set;}
         public string DBConnectionString{get;set;}
 
         private Configuration(){}

Conversion/Converter.cs

@@ -31,6 +31,22 @@ namespace vassago.Conversion
         };
         private static Dictionary<List<string>, string> knownAliases = new Dictionary<List<string>, string>(new List<KeyValuePair<List<string>, string>>());
 
+        public static string convert(string message)
+        {
+            var theseMatches = Regex.Matches(message, "\\b([\\d]+\\.?\\d*) ?([^\\d\\s].*) (in|to|as) ([^\\d\\s].*)$", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
+
+            if (theseMatches != null && theseMatches.Count > 0 && theseMatches[0].Groups != null && theseMatches[0].Groups.Count == 5)
+            {
+                decimal asNumeric = 0;
+                if (decimal.TryParse(theseMatches[0].Groups[1].Value, out asNumeric))
+                {
+                    return Convert(asNumeric, theseMatches[0].Groups[2].Value, theseMatches[0].Groups[4].Value.ToLower());
+                }
+                return "mysteriously semi-parsable";
+            }
+            return "unparsable";
+        }
+
         public static void Load(string currencyPath)
         {
             Converter.currencyPath = currencyPath;

DiscordInterface/DiscordInterface.cs

@@ -25,6 +25,11 @@ public class DiscordInterface
 
     public async Task Init(string token)
     {
+        //var c = _db.Channels.FirstOrDefault(ci => ci.ExternalId == channel.Id);
+        //Todo: find protocol reference in DB.
+        //TODO: should protocol be shared across mutliple accounts on that protocol? should protocol be a per-vassago-account thing? 
+        //TODO: should protocol be associated with a connection token? how would that be updated?
+
         client = new DiscordSocketClient(new DiscordSocketConfig() { GatewayIntents = GatewayIntents.All });
 
         client.Log += (msg) =>
@@ -68,7 +73,6 @@ public class DiscordInterface
         await client.LoginAsync(TokenType.Bot, token);
         await client.StartAsync();
     }
-    
 #pragma warning disable 4014 //the "you're not awaiting this" warning. yeah I know, that's the beauty of an async method lol
 #pragma warning disable 1998 //the "it's async but you're not awaiting anything".
     private async Task MessageReceived(SocketMessage messageParam)
@@ -92,7 +96,7 @@ public class DiscordInterface
 
         if ((suMessage.Author.Id != client.CurrentUser.Id))
         {
-            if (await Behaver.Instance.ActOn(m))
+            if (await thingmanagementdoer.Instance.ActOn(m))
             {
                 m.ActedOn = true;
             }
@@ -106,7 +110,27 @@ public class DiscordInterface
         var defaultChannel = UpsertChannel(arg.Guild.DefaultChannel);
         defaultChannel.ParentChannel = guild;
         var u = UpsertUser(arg);
-        return Behaver.Instance.OnJoin(u, defaultChannel);
+        //TODO: seen in channels
+        // if (u.SeenInChannels == null) u.SeenInChannels = new List<Channel>();
+        // var sighting = u.SeenInChannels?.FirstOrDefault(c => c.ExternalId == arg.Guild.Id);
+        // if (sighting == null)
+        // {
+        //     var seenIn = u.SeenInChannels as List<Channel>;
+        //     seenIn.Add(guild);
+        //     seenIn.Add(defaultChannel);
+        //     u.SeenInChannels = seenIn;
+        //     _db.SaveChanges();
+        // }
+        return thingmanagementdoer.Instance.OnJoin(u, defaultChannel);
+
+        // Console.WriteLine($"user joined: {arg.Nickname}. Guid: {arg.Guild.Id}. Channel: {arg.Guild.DefaultChannel}");
+        // var abbreviatedNickname = arg.Nickname;
+        // if (arg.Nickname.Length > 3)
+        // {
+        //     abbreviatedNickname = arg.Nickname.Substring(0, arg.Nickname.Length / 3);
+        // }
+        // Console.WriteLine($"imma call him {abbreviatedNickname}");
+        // return arg.Guild.DefaultChannel.SendMessageAsync($"oh hey {abbreviatedNickname}- IPLAYTHESEALOFORICHALCOS <:ORICHALCOS:852749196633309194>");
     }
     private async Task ButtonHandler(SocketMessageComponent component)
     {
@@ -216,11 +240,13 @@ public class DiscordInterface
         c.ExternalId = channel.Id;
         c.IsDM = channel is IPrivateChannel;
         c.Messages = c.Messages ?? new List<Message>();
+        //c.Messages = await channel.GetMessagesAsync(); //TODO: this, but only on startup or channel join
+        //c.OtherUsers = c.OtherUsers ?? new List<User>();
+        //c.OtherUsers = await channel.GetUsersAsync(); //TODO: this, but only on startup or channel join
         c.Protocol = PROTOCOL;
         if (channel is IGuildChannel)
         {
             c.ParentChannel = UpsertChannel((channel as IGuildChannel).Guild);
-            c.ParentChannel.SubChannels.Add(c);
         }
         else if (channel is IPrivateChannel)
         {
@@ -231,6 +257,7 @@ public class DiscordInterface
             c.ParentChannel = null;
             Console.Error.WriteLine($"trying to upsert channel {channel.Id}/{channel.Name}, but it's neither guildchannel nor private channel. shrug.jpg");
         }
+        c.ParentChannel.SubChannels.Add(c);
         c.SubChannels = c.SubChannels ?? new List<Channel>();
         if (addPlease)
         {
@@ -255,6 +282,9 @@ public class DiscordInterface
         c.ExternalId = channel.Id;
         c.IsDM = false;
         c.Messages = c.Messages ?? new List<Message>();
+        //c.Messages = await channel.GetMessagesAsync(); //TODO: this, but only on startup or channel join
+        //c.OtherUsers = c.OtherUsers ?? new List<User>();
+        //c.OtherUsers = await channel.GetUsersAsync(); //TODO: this, but only on startup or channel join
         c.Protocol = PROTOCOL;
         c.ParentChannel = null;
         c.SubChannels = c.SubChannels ?? new List<Channel>();
@@ -287,25 +317,4 @@ public class DiscordInterface
 
         return u;
     }
-    internal async void BackfillChannelInfo(Channel channel)
-    {
-        //TODO: some sort of "when you get around to it" task queue
-
-        //c.Messages = await channel.GetMessagesAsync(); //TODO: this
-        //c.OtherUsers = c.OtherUsers ?? new List<User>();
-        //c.OtherUsers = await channel.GetUsersAsync(); 
-        var dChannel = client.GetChannel(channel.ExternalId.Value);
-        if(dChannel is IGuild)
-        {
-            var guild = channel as IGuild;
-        }
-        else if(dChannel is IGuildChannel)
-        {
-            var gc = dChannel as IGuildChannel;
-        }
-        else if (dChannel is IPrivateChannel)
-        {
-            var dm = dChannel as IPrivateChannel;
-        }
-    }
 }

Models/Channel.cs

@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ public class Channel
     public List<Channel> SubChannels { get; set; }
     public Channel ParentChannel { get; set; }
     public string Protocol { get; set; }
-    public List<Message> Messages { get; set; }
+    public IEnumerable<Message> Messages { get; set; }
 
     [NonSerialized]
     public Func<string, string, Task> SendFile;

Models/Message.cs

@@ -13,10 +13,6 @@ public class Message
     public Guid Id { get; set; }
     public ulong? ExternalId { get; set; }
     public string Content { get; set; }
-    /*
-    * TODO: more general "talking to me". current impl is platform's capital m Mention, but I'd like it if they use my name without "properly" 
-    * mentioning me, and also if it's just me and them in a channel
-    */
     public bool MentionsMe { get; set; }
     public DateTimeOffset Timestamp { get; set; }
     public bool ActedOn { get; set; }

Models/User.cs

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ using System.Collections.Generic;
 using System.ComponentModel.DataAnnotations.Schema;
 using System.Reflection;
 
-public class User //TODO: distinguish the user and their account
+public class User //more like "user's account - no concept of the person outside of the protocol. (yet?)
 {
     [DatabaseGenerated(DatabaseGeneratedOption.Identity)]
     public Guid Id { get; set; }