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Adam R Grey 2023-04-25 20:51:51 -04:00
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@ -190,6 +190,43 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
} }
public static async void Recipe(SocketUserMessage message)
{
var sb = new StringBuilder();
var snarkSeg1 = new string[]{"ew", "gross", "that seems a bit hard for you"};
sb.AppendLine(snarkSeg1[r.Next(snarkSeg1.Length)]);
var snarkSeg2 = new string[]{@"here's an easier recipe for you:
Ingredients:
- Corn flakes cereal
- Milk
Instructions:
1. Pour some corn flakes into a bowl.
2. Pour some milk into the bowl until it covers the corn flakes.
3. Use a spoon to mix the corn flakes and milk together.
4. Enjoy your delicious cereal!
Hope that's a bit better for you! 🥣",
@"here's an easier recipe for you:
Ingredients:
- Bread
- Peanut butter
- Jelly or jam
Instructions:
1. Take two slices of bread and put them on a plate or cutting board.
2. Using a spoon or knife, spread peanut butter on one slice of bread.
3. Using a separate spoon or knife, spread jelly or jam on the other slice of bread.
4. Put the two slices of bread together with the peanut butter and jelly sides facing each other.
5. Cut the sandwich in half (optional!).
6. Enjoy your yummy sandwich!
I hope you have fun making and eating your PB&J 🥪!",
"just order pizza instead"
};
sb.AppendLine(snarkSeg2[r.Next(snarkSeg2.Length)]);
await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(sb.ToString());
}
public static async void Skynet(SocketUserMessage message) public static async void Skynet(SocketUserMessage message)
{ {
switch (r.Next(5)) switch (r.Next(5))

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@ -214,6 +214,10 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
message.Channel.SendFileAsync("assets/ekgblip.png"); message.Channel.SendFileAsync("assets/ekgblip.png");
Console.WriteLine(Conversion.Converter.DebugInfo()); Console.WriteLine(Conversion.Converter.DebugInfo());
} }
if (mentionedMe && (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\brecipe for .+") || Regex.IsMatch(msgText, ".+ recipe\\b")))
{
Features.Recipe(message);
}
if (msgText.Contains("cognitive dissonance") == true) if (msgText.Contains("cognitive dissonance") == true)
{ {
message.ReplyAsync("that's not what cognitive dissonance means. Did you mean \"hypocrisy\"?"); message.ReplyAsync("that's not what cognitive dissonance means. Did you mean \"hypocrisy\"?");