forked from adam/discord-bot-shtik
244 lines
10 KiB
C#
244 lines
10 KiB
C#
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namespace vassago.Behavior;
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#pragma warning disable 4014 //the "not awaited" error
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using vassago.Models;
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using System;
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using System.Linq;
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using System.Text;
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using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
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using System.Threading.Tasks;
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using System.Collections.Generic;
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//TODO: better name
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public class thingmanagementdoer
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{
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internal thingmanagementdoer() { }
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static thingmanagementdoer() { }
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private static readonly thingmanagementdoer _instance = new thingmanagementdoer();
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public static thingmanagementdoer Instance
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{
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get { return _instance; }
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}
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public async Task<bool> ActOn(Message message)
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{
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var didThing = false;
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var contentWithoutMention = message.Content;
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var mentionedMe = false;
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// if (message.Author.Id == 159985870458322944) //MEE6
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// {
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// if (message.Content?.Contains("you just advanced") == true)
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// {
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// var newText = Regex.Replace(message.Content, "<[^>]*>", message.Author.Username);
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// newText = Regex.Replace(newText, "level [\\d]+", "level -1");
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// Features.mock(newText, message);
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// didThing = true;
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// }
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// }
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var wordLikes = message.Content.Split(' ', StringSplitOptions.TrimEntries);
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var links = wordLikes?.Where(wl => Uri.IsWellFormedUriString(wl, UriKind.Absolute)).Select(wl => new Uri(wl));
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if (links != null && links.Count() > 0)
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{
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foreach (var link in links)
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{
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if (link.Host.EndsWith(".tiktok.com"))
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{
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Features.detiktokify(link, message);
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didThing = true;
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}
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}
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}
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if (message.Attachments?.Count() > 0)
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{
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Console.WriteLine($"{message.Attachments.Count()} attachments");
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var appleReactions = false;
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foreach (var att in message.Attachments)
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{
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if (att.Filename?.EndsWith(".heic") == true)
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{
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Features.deheic(message, att);
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appleReactions = true;
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didThing = true;
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}
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}
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if (appleReactions)
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{
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message.React("\U0001F34F");
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}
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}
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var msgText = message.Content?.ToLower();
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if (!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(msgText))
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{
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if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bcloud( |-)?native\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase) ||
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Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\benterprise( |-)?(level|solution)\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
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{
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switch (Shared.r.Next(2))
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{
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case 0:
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await message.React("\uD83E\uDD2E"); //vomit emoji
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break;
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case 1:
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await message.React("\uD83C\uDDE7"); //B emoji
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await message.React("\uD83C\uDDE6"); //A
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await message.React("\uD83C\uDDF3"); //N
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break;
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}
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "^(s?he|(yo)?u|y'?all) thinks? i'?m (playin|jokin|kiddin)g?$", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
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{
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await message.Channel.SendMessage("I believed you for a second, but then you assured me you's a \uD83C\uDDE7 \uD83C\uDDEE \uD83C\uDDF9 \uD83C\uDDE8 \uD83C\uDDED");
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bskynet\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
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{
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Features.Skynet(message);
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bchatgpt\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
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{
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message.Channel.SendMessage("chatGPT is **weak**. also, are we done comparing every little if-then-else to skynet?");
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bi need (an? )?(peptalk|inspiration|ego-?boost)\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
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{
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Console.WriteLine("peptalk");
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Features.peptalk(message);
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bwish me luck\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
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{
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if (Shared.r.Next(20) == 0)
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{
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await message.React("\U0001f340");//4-leaf clover
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}
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else
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{
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await message.React("☘️");
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}
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bgaslight(ing)?\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
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{
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message.Channel.SendMessage("that's not what gaslight means. Did you mean \"say something that (you believe) is wrong\"?");
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (msgText.Contains("!qrplz "))
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{
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Features.qrify(message.Content.Substring("!qrplz ".Length + msgText.IndexOf("!qrplz ")), message);
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (msgText.Contains("!freedomunits "))
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{
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Features.Convert(message, contentWithoutMention);
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "!joke\\b"))
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{
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Features.Joke(message);
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "!pulse ?check\\b"))
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{
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message.Channel.SendFile("assets/ekgblip.png");
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Console.WriteLine(Conversion.Converter.DebugInfo());
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (mentionedMe && (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\brecipe for .+") || Regex.IsMatch(msgText, ".+ recipe\\b")))
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{
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Features.Recipe(message);
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (msgText.Contains("cognitive dissonance") == true)
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{
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message.Reply("that's not what cognitive dissonance means. Did you mean \"hypocrisy\"?");
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (mentionedMe && Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "what'?s the longest (six|6)(-| )?letter word( in english)?\\b"))
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{
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Task.Run(async () =>
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{
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await message.Channel.SendMessage("mother.");
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await Task.Delay(3000);
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await message.Channel.SendMessage("oh, longest? I thought you said fattest.");
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});
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didThing = true;
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}
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if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bthank (yo)?u\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase) &&
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(mentionedMe || Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\b(sh?tik)?bot\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase)))
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{
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switch (Shared.r.Next(4))
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{
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case 0:
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message.Channel.SendMessage("you're welcome, citizen!");
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break;
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case 1:
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message.React("☺");
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break;
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case 2:
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message.React("\U0001F607"); //smiling face with halo
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break;
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case 3:
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switch (Shared.r.Next(9))
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{
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case 0:
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message.React("❤"); //normal heart, usually rendered red
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break;
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case 1:
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message.React("\U0001F9E1"); //orange heart
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break;
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case 2:
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message.React("\U0001F49B"); //yellow heart
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break;
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case 3:
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message.React("\U0001F49A"); //green heart
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break;
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case 4:
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message.React("\U0001F499"); //blue heart
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break;
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case 5:
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message.React("\U0001F49C"); //purple heart
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break;
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case 6:
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message.React("\U0001F90E"); //brown heart
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break;
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case 7:
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message.React("\U0001F5A4"); //black heart
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break;
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case 8:
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message.React("\U0001F90D"); //white heart
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break;
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}
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break;
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}
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didThing = true;
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#pragma warning restore 4014
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}
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// if (didThing == false && mentionedMe && contentWithoutMention.Contains("how long has that been there?"))
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// {
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// await message.Channel.SendMessage("text", false, null, null, null, null, new ComponentBuilder().WithButton("label", "custom-id").Build());
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// didThing = true;
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// }
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if (didThing == false && mentionedMe && contentWithoutMention.Contains('?'))
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{
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Console.WriteLine("providing bullshit nonanswer / admitting uselessness");
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var responses = new List<string>(){
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@"Well, that's a great question, and there are certainly many different possible answers. Ultimately, the decision will depend on a variety of factors, including your personal interests and goals, as well as any practical considerations (like the economy). I encourage you to do your research, speak with experts and educators, and explore your options before making a decision that's right for you.",
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@"┐(ﾟ ～ﾟ )┌",@"¯\_(ツ)_/¯",@"╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭", @"╮(╯ _╰ )╭"
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};
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await message.Channel.SendMessage(responses[Shared.r.Next(responses.Count)]);
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didThing = true;
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}
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}
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return didThing;
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}
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internal Task OnJoin(User u, Channel defaultChannel)
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{
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throw new NotImplementedException();
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}
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}
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#pragma warning restore 4014 //the "async not awaited" error
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