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"keyboards are obsolete, just talk."
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But then the great mistake was made, which was: well if people react to computers as though they're people, we have to put the faces of people on computers. Which in my opinion is exactly the incorrect reaction. If people are going to react to computers as though they're humans, the one thing you don't have to do is anthropomorphize them, because they're already using that part of the brain. Clippy was a program based on the research that Nass and Reeves did, and it was a tragic misinterpretation of their work."
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"i don't provide the weather, only help with the documentation"
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It's time to stop!
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keyboards are obsolete, just talk.
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`/bb|[^b]{2}/`.
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"regexes considered harmful."
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people are bad at regexes, so regexes are bad.
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duck off
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you piece or spit
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something to the effect of "i just work on my config"
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"oh, whoops!" "whoopsie!"
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coming back to this now that windows 11 is out... imagine being able to move the taskbar. we had no idea how good we had it back then.
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we're trying to make great products for people!
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the quote is very long
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Let me share with you my UX design manifesto.
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ready? Are you all prepared to take notes?
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**Get out of the user's fucking way.**
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Thank you for attending my ted talk.
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Thank you for attending my ted talk, video over.
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There is, or could be, technology that exists to be a means to an end. Instead, software in Current Year is entirely an exercise in being a new obstacle.
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...no alright, I'll elaborate. There is, or could be, technology that exists to be a means to an end. Instead, software in $CurrentYear is entirely an exercise in being an obstacle.
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You know what finally tipped me over the edge to give up on windows, even if that meant PC gaming went with it?
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I was playing warframe, and then windows 10 popped up a full screen ad - on a monitor I couldn't see at the time - that told me "you said you'd sign up for a trial of our cloud bullshit now." I couldn't figure out why the game had ostensibly frozen until I walked around my apartment to sit back at my desk and read this ad, and as ever communicate one of the microsoft-sanctioned responses of "yes I would love to right now" or "yes I would love to but not right now".
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No flavor of linux has ever pulled a stunt like that.
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there's a joke about how microsoft shoved windows 11 (and also 10) down everyone's throats, then popped up a window in their way to ask if they would recommend windows to a friend? the joke for socially well-adjusted normal people is: "I need you to understand that people don't recommend each other operating systems." That applies, for them. But for nerds who are currently staring at several screens running several different flavors of linux... People do. But the people who do understand how terrible windows 11 is, and how it's only getting worse.
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there's a joke about how microsoft shoved windows 11 (and also 10) down everyone's throats, then popped up a window in their way to ask if they would recommend windows to a friend? the joke for socially well-adjusted, normal people is: "I need you to understand that people don't recommend each other operating systems." That applies, for them. But for nerds who are currently staring at several screens running several different flavors of linux... People do. But the people who do... understand how terrible windows is, and the myriad of ways it's only getting worse.
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One wonders if this is some kind of bet between an engineer and his delusional project manager.
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have you heard the tale of Clippy?
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Way back, in the before times, some cutting-edge psychological research was done that demonstrated people anthropomorphize their computers.
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So some cufflink-wearing motherfucker said "great, people will emotionally attach to their computer more if we anthropomorphize them."
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So now you start up your word processor and it jumps in the way to say hi and chat about how it can interfere.
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Fortunately, clippy was killed off pretty quickly. As long as people are projecting a personality onto their computer, we hated clippy as intensely as we'd hate any other pest. And of course there are some people who felt the opposite, I'll leave a link in the show notes to an erotic fan fiction starring clippy that you can actually buy.
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Microsoft eventually came to their senses and euthanized clippy. Then a few years later, they bought Halo. Once that story concluded, some idiot at microsoft figured they could try again to make clippy happen, as Cortana. The arms race between users trying to disable cortana and microsoft "accidentally" reenabling her could be its own video.
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years pass, the most glorified markov chain in the world, chatGPT, conqueres society.
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Cortana is dead.
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Now, microsoft will make you love Copilot.
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Remember how they tripped over their own dick right out of the gate by starting at step 1 with a feature that automatically screenshots your credit card details and passwords?
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hah, good times.
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at the risk of making yet another complaining-about-Ai video... indulge me one last tangent.
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openweathermap.org has a chatbot.
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FUCKING... WHY? so that I can look past the weather forecast and ask it to tell me?
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...let's try it.
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THE PERFUNCTORY CHATBOT ON THE WEATHER SITE DOESN'T EVEN TELL YOU THE GOD. DAMNED. WEATHER.
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as bad as desktop interfaces are, phones are the worst. 100% of interactions with phones are miserable and infuriating. And I don't mean interactions with people on social media, I mean the hardware and the apps.
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But let's not retread who and why, let's focus on the what.
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But let's not retread who and why, let's focus on the what it is about phones that makes you wish for a real computer.
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Keyboards.
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typing on a phone, need I say more?
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that's stupid. Spell this regex:
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Yeah? Spell this regex:
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I think you mean chatGPT is bad at regexes. If you apply some effort to understand them, they're great.
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duck off you trend-fixated piece or spit. You may want to throw away superior tools in favor of fresh ones, but no one should spend $1000 on a toy that does nothing more than signal the correct brand loyalty.
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but don't worry, it's not just phones. my laptop, much like every single other laptop I have ever seen within the last 15 years, is the least-bad design I could find. Laptop keyboards are universally moronic. looking at mine, the place where too many years of muscle memory have trained me to hit the ctrl key, there’s an "fn" key instead, and the ctrl key is moved over to where the windows key is. fn + s is screenshot. apparently, if you design a laptop keyboard, a prerequisite is some kind of brain damage that makes you think people want all kinds bullshit instead of the keys on a keyboard. often, device manuals *advertise* that the f-keys don’t do the f-key function. Fortunately, mine was able to be set once to let the keys do what they’re supposed to. However, on my black keyboard illuminated by my mostly black screen with a couple of points of extremely bright LEDs, I can see the unnecessary functions' white labels, and the actual f key labels have a dark blue one. I get the impression including the real labels was a begrudging concession.
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GPS.
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question: how do you automate your phone? if you try and do some research online, both sides of the walled gardens have a *plethora* of stupid ways to decrease your productivity of automating *other* stuff *from* your phone. But since your phone is the nexus of your security and identity, you aren't allowed to let anything go poking around in it.
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So there is almost *no* concept of "automating a phone".
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And therefore you'll have to pull up DAVx and hit refresh, manually, several times a day.
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And therefore you'll have to pull up DAVx and hit refresh, manually.
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You're begrudgingly allowed to install apps without google's blessing through 3rd party app stores, but you may not automatically update them.
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Worst of all: companies have fully embraced the trend that while they aren't capable of crafting a concise UI with the benefit of a full size screen... surely they'll get it right this time in a harder environment? So companies tend to unapologetically introduce or update features *only* for their mobile interfaces.
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Worst of all: companies have fully embraced the trend that while they aren't capable of crafting a concise UI with the benefit of a full size screen... surely they'll get it right this time in a harder environment? So companies tend to tell you not to use their website, but instead to use their mobile app.
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Debugging.
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I mentioned my DAVx problem a second ago. Clearly something is wrong with my installation. What, though? fuck knows.
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Apple says phones "just work", so the world keeps the faith. When something doesn't work, if there are logs, good luck finding them. On a real computer, if the whole thing is completely fucked, you can reformat and start from scratch. If your emacs configuration is out of control, you can do the same - "declare emacs bankruptcy".
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But if your phone appears to be haunted?
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Throw it in the trash and buy a new one.
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there's a joke that millenials (and gen-z-ers) have to teach boomers how to open a PDF. But apple-loyalty is most rampant among them - I dare you to try this exercise. Bring up your preferred communications-with-strangers app (e.g., X).
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Dismiss the patch notes. Find an image you'd like to interact with later. Maybe you want to draw on it. maybe you just want to send it as is. Download it.
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Dismiss the patch notes. Find an image you'd like to interact with later. Maybe you want to draw on it. maybe you just want to send it as is. Download it. where is it?
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where is it? fuck knows. For the sake of lip-service to the concept of security, much work has been done to ensure apps aren't allowed to share files.
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fuck knows. So good luck finding it to bring into your editor. For the sake of lip-service to the concept of security, much work has been done to ensure apps aren't allowed to share files.
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In exchange for the twin downsides of "virtually every app is pointless" and "a truly useful app is prevented from existing", we have accomplished nothing in the way of privacy.
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Ogg Vorbis *continues* to be superior to mp3. More fidelity. More efficient compression. But apple says mp3 is fine, so, rest in peace OGG. you were the OG.
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Ogg Vorbis *continues* to be superior to mp3. More fidelity. More efficient compression. But apple says mp3 is fine, so, rest in peace OGG.
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you were the OG.
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...G.
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Don't worry, there's a million billion music player apps. The only problem is that none of them matter. You know what *would* be great? if you could download an audio codec on the play store, and whatever music player app you like could use it. But that would require apps to interact with each other.
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Don't worry, there's a million billion music player apps for mobile. The only problem is that none of them matter. You know what *would* be great? if you could download an audio codec on the play store, and whatever music player app you like could use it.
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But that would require apps to work on the old paradigm - where they read and write files, and interact with each other. The modern strategy is not to let the user control their files. that way when the platform owner decides they want to sell your data, they already got it from you.
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you know why people put up with google dictating your experience to maximize your diet of ads? because here's the alternative.
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(fortunately they were sufficiently pressured to walk back their mistake.)
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The worst UX antipattern emerged a while ago.
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It picks a permitted subset of functionality, moves it away from anywhere it could interoperate with other systems, entitles itself to priority over what you're trying to look at, so it can be in front of your eyeballs.
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It's everything people hate about popup ads, but so commonly done that it gets enshrined in UI libraries. The pinnacle of getting in the way.
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the Floating. Action. Button.
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it's a software screen notch.
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because no one likes ads, if you're a professional Marketer, you market *yourself* on the grounds that you can make a stronger impression. Which means making your ads more intrusive.
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Everyone hates ads. Everyone hates pop-up ads **much** more, because they pop-up.
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No one has ever googled something, read a random blog's page, and signed up for its newsletter.
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No one has ever opened their phone's music player or GPS app and read the patch notes - and I say that as someone who did read the patch notes for skullgirls, and always reads EULAs.
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No one has ever opened their phone's music player or GPS app and read the patch notes - and I say that as someone who did read the patch notes for skullgirls, and always reads EULAs. It's almost funny that they're audacious enough to jump in the way and ask to to read two thousand words about the changes they're very proud of getting 2/3rds of the way done before release, that 2/3rds of their users don't want and 2/3rds don't understand. you're trying to *do* something, if there was ever a time you would read their patch notes, it's not at startup.
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These apps don't think they're a means to an end. They think they're an ℯ𝓍𝓅ℯ𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒸ℯ.
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They want to *increase* the time spent in an app. I assume this is favorable for ad revenue metrics.
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surely the same app is better when it *decreases* the time it takes to get shit done.
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They want to *increase* the time spent in an app. I assume this is favorable for ad revenue metrics. For those of us who actually do things, an app is a tool, and a tool is better when it *decreases* the time it takes to get shit done.
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take for example, Discord. They've given themselves loads of work to produce features other than real time chat to justify asking you for money. Meanwhile it only exists because their userbase refuses to use Matrix.
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If I want to upload, caption, and then send you a funny picture, obviously it's bad if "waiting for discord to start" takes a large portion of this time. Worse still if "finding where discord moved the stuff I'm looking for" is significant.
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It's almost funny that they're audacious enough to throw a wrench in this pipeline asking me to read two thousand words about the changes they're very proud of getting 2/3rds of the way done before release, that 2/3rds of their users don't want and 2/3rds don't understand. I'm trying to *do* something, if there was ever a time I would read your patch notes, it's not now.
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take for example, Discord. They've given themselves loads of work to produce features other than real time chat, to justify asking you for money. Meanwhile it only exists in the first place because skype was bloated full of junk, and it only persists because their userbase refuses to use Matrix.
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Notice how every search company realizes that every website is overladen with trash, so they offer an "ai summary". If the accuracy ever gets good (it won't), that would be a great way to pull information out of a website without being told to sign in with google so that I can waive my privacy protections for their absolutely unnecessary cookies to then decline to sign up for their newsletter and then tell their chatbot to go find somewhere else to be useless.
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The entire world of technology is mislabeled. the definition of technology is about applying knowledge to achieve practical goals. It's far more profitable to hide the fact that your only actual goal is extracting value from the people who ostensibly should be your customers.
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That's why the only practical goal to achieve at the moment is adversarial APIs. We don't need yet another skin on your phone's built in music player, we need the ability for your phone to install new audio codecs. we don't need yet another social network to give our images to, we need to be allowed to use FTP.
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Accursed Farms has inspiration on how to build better UIs.
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let's learn the lesson that clippy's project managers didn't: we already anthropomorphize our technology, computers don't need to pretend to be human. But to make the language easier, let's still compare your computer to a human assistant.
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how would we change our bad assistant into a good one?
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ai investors might tell us that an assistant that can make use of autonomy is better than one that can't. In a vacuum, that's true. But no chatbot is useful, yet. What we have instead, is an assistant that insists on being in charge of tasks that it isn't capable of.
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A recurring problem is that as a user, i haven't gained functionality, but I have lost options. Given a human assistant, I would expect it to be able to admit when it isn't capable of something. (that might also be asking too much, but let's stick to technology.) Taking the initiative doesn't count if you screw up.
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Imagine you had a coworker, and when you try to do something, it gets in your way and does it (badly). now you have to spend twice as long because you also have to clean up after your predecesor.
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Don't attempt to take on tasks you can't handle.
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Above, I complained about DAVx failing mysteriously. I complained about how a file is downloaded to some mysterious location.
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There's a comment on that accursed farms video from before...
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Why can't you move the taskbar in windows 11? because now it looks like OSX. What is the only rationalization that apple investors have been giving for apple's success? That apple has good taste in interface design. Apple insists that their UX is good because of the decisions they've made for it.
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And when apple says something dumb, the rest of the technology world agrees. so customization options are viewed as less and less important.
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not to mention, if you're stopped from modding in some armor for your horse, now it's something that can be sold to you instead.
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Companies love to dumb everything down, and in response to criticism, blame it on a hypothetical group of lowest-common-denominator people. But the whole premise that customization is unimportant is bad. Just ask the air force.
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when the user tries to customize, let them.
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Don't try to enclose data that isn't yours.
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no one wants to sign up for your newsletter and you fucking know it
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no one wants to chat with your chatbot
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