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@ -68,4 +68,6 @@ Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He woke up.
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog." (ask your parents, young ones.) Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog." (ask your parents, young ones.)
Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing. Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? Attire. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? Attire.
When does a pun become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. When does a pun become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
There's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who think in decimal, those who think in binary, and those who knew this joke would be in base 3.
There's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who divide the entire human population into 2 arbitrary groups, and those who don't.