From 5cf4e87e068c8a50139baee976d6293c1412f6b9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Adam R Grey Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2022 12:17:48 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] jokes merge --- jokes.txt | 4 +++- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/jokes.txt b/jokes.txt index 0e5bd77..0ad8e71 100644 --- a/jokes.txt +++ b/jokes.txt @@ -68,4 +68,6 @@ Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He woke up. Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog." (ask your parents, young ones.) Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? Attire. -When does a pun become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. \ No newline at end of file +When does a pun become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. +There's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who think in decimal, those who think in binary, and those who knew this joke would be in base 3. +There's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who divide the entire human population into 2 arbitrary groups, and those who don't.