namespace vassago.Behavior; using System; using System.Collections.Generic; using System.IO; using System.Linq; using System.Threading; using System.Threading.Tasks; using System.Text.RegularExpressions; using vassago.Models; [StaticPlz] public class GeneralSnarkGooglit : Behavior { public override string Name => "Google-it Snarkiness"; public override string Trigger => "\"just google it\""; public override string Description => "snarkiness about how research is not a solved problem"; public override bool ShouldAct(Message message) { if(Behaver.Instance.Selves.Any(acc => acc.Id == message.Author.Id)) return false; return Regex.IsMatch(message.Content, $"(just )?google( (it|that|things|before))?\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase); } public override async Task ActOn(Message message) { switch (Shared.r.Next(4)) { default: await message.Channel.SendMessage("yeah no shit, obviously that resulted in nothing"); break; case 1: var results = ""; switch(Shared.r.Next(4)) { default: results = "\"curious about the best in ? click here to find out\", then i clicked there to find out. They didn't know either."; break; case 1: results = "\"[SOLVED] ()\", then i clicked to see the solution. There wasn't one."; break; case 2: results = "the one that had a paragraph that restated the question but badly, a paragraph to give a wrong history on the question, a paragraph with amazon affiliate links, a pargraph that said \"ultimately you have to answer it for yourself\", then had a paragraph telling me to give Engagement for The Algorithm"; break; case 3: results = "the one that had a paragraph that restated the question but badly, a paragraph to give a wrong history on the question, a paragraph with amazon affiliate links, a pargraph that said \"ultimately you should do your own research\", then had a paragraph telling me to give Engagement for The Algorithm"; break; } await message.Channel.SendMessage("oh here, I memorized the results. My favorite is " + results); break; case 2: await message.Channel.SendMessage("Obviously that was already tried. Obviously it failed. If you ever tried to learn anything you'd know that's how it works."); break; case 3: await message.Channel.SendMessage("\"mnyehh JuSt GoOgLe It\" when's the last time you tried to research anything? Have you ever?"); break; } return true; } }