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+namespace vassago.Behavior;
+
+using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.IO;
+using System.Linq;
+using System.Threading;
+using System.Threading.Tasks;
+using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
+using vassago.Models;
+
+[StaticPlz]
+public class GeneralSnarkGooglit : Behavior
+{
+    public override string Name => "Google-it Snarkiness";
+
+    public override string Trigger => "\"just google it\"";
+
+    public override string Description => "snarkiness about how research is not a solved problem";
+
+    public override bool ShouldAct(Message message)
+    {
+        if(Behaver.Instance.Selves.Any(acc => acc.Id == message.Author.Id))
+            return false;
+        return Regex.IsMatch(message.Content, $"(just )?google( (it|that|things|before))?\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
+    }
+
+    public override async Task<bool> ActOn(Message message)
+    {
+        switch (Shared.r.Next(4))
+        {
+            default:
+                await message.Channel.SendMessage("yeah no shit, obviously that resulted in nothing");
+                break;
+            case 1:
+                var results = "";
+                switch(Shared.r.Next(4))
+                {
+                    default:
+                        results = "\"curious about the best <THING> in <CURRENT YEAR>? click here to find out\", then i clicked there to find out. They didn't know either.";
+                        break;
+                    case 1:
+                        results = "\"[SOLVED] <THING> (<CURRENT MONTH UPDATE>)\", then i clicked to see the solution. There wasn't one.";
+                        break;
+                    case 2:
+                        results = "the one that had a paragraph that restated the question but badly, a paragraph to give a wrong history on the question, a paragraph with amazon affiliate links, a pargraph that said \"ultimately you have to answer it for yourself\", then had a paragraph telling me to give Engagement for The Algorithm";
+                        break;
+                    case 3:
+                        results = "the one that had a paragraph that restated the question but badly, a paragraph to give a wrong history on the question, a paragraph with amazon affiliate links, a pargraph that said \"ultimately you should do your own research\", then had a paragraph telling me to give Engagement for The Algorithm";
+                        break;
+                }
+                await message.Channel.SendMessage("oh here, I memorized the results. My favorite is " + results);
+                break;
+            case 2:
+                await message.Channel.SendMessage("Obviously that was already tried. Obviously it failed. If you ever tried to learn anything you'd know that's how it works.");
+                break;
+            case 3:
+                await message.Channel.SendMessage("\"mnyehh JuSt GoOgLe It\" when's the last time you tried to research anything? Have you ever?");
+                break;
+        }
+        return true;
+    }
+}
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