it's as least as much work making tests as making whatever software you're supposed to be testing, and at least as much work maintaining tests as maintaining whatever you're testing, and idk about you guys but I have never benefitted from a test
kind of wrecked my ability to use telefranz.tests, but I'm not going to ruin my entire design just for the fun of writing twice as much code for no benefit
that dummy that gets created to grab the topic off? I think somehow kafka.net is getting confused and that's why the name is getting clobbered.
NEW PLAN: every message type is a topic.
