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+homeburger, if you truly *hate* this thing on like a spiritual level, whyy are you using it at all right now?
 rotor brush is stuck :)
 But you're going to keep the wood stove, though.

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 Anyway, i did the math. this apparently too-good-to-be true price for wood was like 3 times the price of using the electric baseboards installed in the 80's. And yeah, the baseboards were installed by someone who is going to be so stoked when he learns of the existence of furniture, but at least the heat is distributed throughout the house. and you have a continuous dial, in every room! what fanciful imagination brought such a wondrous future to us! 
 well, not us. previous generations. as usual, we get simulacra. Hey remember that school who got "smart" lighting "WiTh ThE pOwEr Of ThE cLoUd", and then the dumbass provider went out of business? Did they get the ability turn off their lights this year?
 
+you may have been wondering this whole time.. 
+shoutout to my dad, and the dead tree he had to get rid of: i got hooked up with this firewood for free. Now the math works the other way; obviously the right choice is the free heating. just this once.
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 That's the financial cost. The gold price, as it were. what about the iron price? 
 It is known: all tools require a blood sacrifice. 
 well, not my heat pump. I've yet to get sliced open by it. 
 But if it would hit the temperature i've actually told it to, and not consistently 10 degrees too hot, i probably wouldn't mind sparing a gil or 2.
 
-the burning hunk of iron in the center of my living space, however, loves to burn me.
+the searing hunk of iron in the center of my living space, however, loves to burn me.
 yes, i know. skill issue, johns, get good etc.
 
 maybe you say, "burger, surely you have PPE for this?" Yes! i have a nice pair of gloves, generously provided by the home's previous owner. hopefully he lives somewhere with a modern heating solution now.
 and they're "gauntlet style", meaning they don't just stop at the wrist, they go further up! to here. just below this year's newest mark.
-actually, most of that is road rash. Fell off a motorcycle in november. Don't worry, she still runs, absolute fucking miracle. Pick your favorite deity and offer them prayers of thanks. Didn't even lose my magnet! but she does need a new handlebar. and i can't imagine paying eight hundred fucking dollars for a replacement gas tank, maybe i'll try some quote-unquote life hack to handle that. or, nothing, it's fine.
+actually, most of that is road rash. Fell off a motorcycle in november. Don't worry, she still runs, absolute fucking miracle. Pick your favorite deity and offer them prayers of thanks. Didn't even lose my magnet! but she does need a new handlebar. and "ignition housing". obligatory begging for money, patreon4thwalletc.
 
 right, but. big hot thing you have to physically interact with basically constantly. Most of all, the very first thing you do when you wake up, before you've had coffee, while you're still suffering the emotional momentum from  dreams, when your single highest aspiration in existence is to take a piss, is to feed this thing. 
 unfortunately, burns.
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 you may say, "but at least the cottagecore vibes are impeccable".
 I mean, it is mulled wine season. or, Glühwein... 
 shit, no oranges. I was going to walk you through my recipe, but we'll see if future me likes it.
+future me interjecting: meh.
 here, that's a good one. do that instead.
 
 anyway. Yes, if you have have an excuse to leave something on the barest, sliiiightest simmer for like 2 solid days..