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+or, Phones Bad 2: if you tell me to download your app i'm going to beat you to death with a floating action button 
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+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efeHApHZM5A; [yt]/@Parth Technical (Parth); How to Pay toll in United Kingdom 🇬🇧🇬🇧| Vlog 01 |
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM; [yt]/@TheHirnheiner; Windows 95 Launch
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+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBon6WwkdJE; [yt]/@Linus Tech Tips; Build your own Mechanical Keyboard… the RIGHT Way
+
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+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkkYx8U4xV0; [yt]/@Wolven; Clippy Is Dead
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+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnkOLCwu-HM; [yt]/@TheMascatul; [HD] HALO 4 Cortana shows her love to John 117
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+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wROIlgTwjE; [yt]/@DeSinc; When you play Half Life 2 Way too much
+https://martech.org/pop-up-ads-why-everyone-hates-them-and-why-theyll-never-die/; martech/Jacob Baadsgaard; pop-up-ads-why-everyone-hates-them-and-why-theyll-never-die
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+https://eur-lex.europa.eu/eli/reg/2022/1925/oj/eng; European Union; REGULATION (EU) 2022/1925
+https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063385/; Columbia Pictures; Oliver!
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiTN4TYLG5c; [yt]/@The Golden Circle; Will Smith AI pasta eating (past vs present)
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PugKQZHPut8; [yt]/@Apple; Apple Intelligence on iPhone in 5 minutes
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2J91UG6Fn8; [yt]/@Technology Connections; Old car headlights were all the same — which was a fairly bright idea
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+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQKMoT-6XSg; [yt]/@Protectstar Inc.; iPhone 1 - Steve Jobs MacWorld keynote in 2007 - Full Presentation, 80 mins
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilhGh9CEIwM; [yt]/@PowerCert Animated Videos; DDoS Attack Explained
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KspNLO9i9g; [yt]/@Reuters; Floppy disk supplier says business is booming
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pYfSqAOtE; [yt]/@Linus Tech Tips; The 30 Day Android Challenge is OVER.. Now Who Wants Their iPhone Back?
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kRTn3nX20I; [yt]/@CNBC International; Apple's success story | CNBC International
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhNIU-BLZw; [yt]/@Think Multiply; Apple's Design Philosophy
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdSss14U49k; [yt]/@Greg Raiz; Is Apple's design (UX) going downhill?
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmRNIGqzuRI; [yt]/@Ajitesh; Steve Jobs on Essense of Product Management
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhpaSqI1J8g&t=304s; [yt]/@Sam Beckman; Customize Your iPhone Like a PRO!
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNRi-suS4_Y; [yt]/@CJR Gaming; Mortal Kombat 1 - All Fatal Blows on T-1000 (4K 60FPS)
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEUJScPyyc; [yt]/@World War Two; The Rise of the US Airforce - WW2 Documentary Special
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU7OL5U7K0k; [yt]/@TNT Sports; Craziest UFC Face-offs! Jones v Cormier, Khabib v Conor, Anderson Silva, Israel Adesanya
+
+voice acting by James - https://www.fiverr.com/james_voiceover
+3d/editing by Keeno
+produced/directed by me: https://aleph.land/@AdamRGrey
+countless stock footage: pexels.com/videos
+
+merch: https://project-beefhaving-shop.fourthwall.com/
+
+also on peertube: 
+also on rumble: 
+also on youtube: 
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+seo junk: #uiux #ux #design

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+https://archive.org/details/g4tv.com-video4080; G4TV.com; Why People Yell at Their Computer Monitors and Hate Microsofts Clippy
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-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0fhLF8a1nU; [yt]/@Websplaining; How To Install F-Droid On Android
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+https://www.pcworld.com/article/2470708/microsoft-now-confirms-you-can-opt-out-of-and-remove-windows-recall.html; PCWorld/Mark Hachman; Microsoft now confirms you can opt out of, and remove, Windows Recall
+https://www.tomshardware.com/software/windows/microsoft-recall-screenshots-credit-cards-and-social-security-numbers-even-with-the-sensitive-information-filter-enabled; tomshardware/Avram Piltch; Microsoft Recall screenshots credit cards and Social Security numbers, even with the "sensitive information" filter enabled
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script artifacts/script.md

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 [footage of FDroid]
 You're begrudgingly allowed to install apps without google's or apple's blessing through 3rd party app stores,
 ["may not" - HL2 cop shoving you away from the computer]
-[//TODO: footage of update from fdroid]
+[update from fdroid]
 but you may not automatically update them.
 
 ### Get out of my light, Alexander