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@ -12,7 +12,9 @@ And I don't mean, the IP is bad and you shouldn't like it. That's left as an exe
I mean the wizarding world is, canonically, top to bottom, infested with fucking morons.
of course it would be:
point 1, think about how eagerly your brain will offload thought. quick, when's your sister's dog's birthday? fuck knows, you own a calendar. Give driving directions from your high school to your current favorite bar. who knows, just pull up GPS. Do you have the speed of sound memorized? Einstein would just look it up. So it follows that wizards have an attitude of "waving a stick and saying some words works reliably enough, who cares why".
point 1, think about how eagerly your brain will offload thought. quick, when's your sister's dog's birthday? fuck knows, you own a calendar. Give driving directions from your high school to your current favorite bar. who knows, just pull up GPS.
[footage, lightning. have sound of thunder lag behind lightning by a second or two.]
Do you have the speed of sound memorized? Einstein would just look it up. So it follows that wizards have an attitude of "waving a stick and saying some words works reliably enough, who cares why".
point 2, there is precisely one catch-all gen-ed class at hogwarts.
here's a fun game: the next time someone says "they should teach (blank) in schools", ask them what existing courses they're going to get rid of to make room. Students' schedules have been overfull forever - and at hogwarts, who knows what they discarded for magic.
[note] to be fair, wouldn't we all?