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[some kind of dramatic-ass sequence where we lower a casket into the ground]
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much like funerals are for the living, this post-mortem is to convince myself to move on from this project. Griddle Critters, let us understand shtikbot, so the mourning process can begin.
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much like funerals are for the living, this is a post-mortem to convince myself to move on from this project. Griddle Critters, let us understand shtikbot, so the mourning process can begin.
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** inkling - snarky dick bot
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before this project, my fixation was the dumbest social network. the stupidest. the least intelligent.
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imgur.
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if you think reddit's layout is confusing, or too complicated to understand, then maybe you (or the preschool teacher you've had for 10 years running) would like to sign up for imgur.com.
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for a while, imgur was the least bad way to get an image too big for any email provider's limits to your friends. So that was where memes lived. and, it allowed people to dislike things. So during that time, it was good. people would upload a thing, and as a consumer, the thing that you consumed left you better than when you started.
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if you think reddit's layout is confusing, or "dated", then maybe you (or the preschool teacher you've had for 10 years running) would like to sign up for imgur.com.
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for a while, imgur was the least bad way to get an image too big for any cell carrier's MMS limits to your friends. So that was where memes lived. and, it allowed people to dislike things. So during that time, it was good. people would upload a thing, and as a consumer, the thing that you consumed left you better than when you started.
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but then one christmas, out of some bizarre notion of charitability, they decided to just upvote everything. which means all the people who wanted to inflict their hideous face on the community and be praised for it instantly conquered the front page. Instead of a post being a thing that enriched the viewer, the viewer was expected to praise the poster.
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That moment was the failure of gatekeeping. From that point on, every so-called community "value" collapsed. Notably, "reposting" gradually shifted from a faux pas to accepted practice.
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meanwhile, someone had made an imgur bot that detects reposts, and then posts stats about how many times it's seen the image since the first time it saw it, and when it was posted with better quality. you can measure how dumb an imgurian is by how virulent his hatred for repost bot is.
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meanwhile, someone had made an imgur bot that detects reposts, and then posts stats about how many times it's seen the image, and when it was posted with better quality. you can measure how dumb an imgurian is by how virulent his hatred for repost bot is.
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the point of this story, is that during the decline of imgur, many more absolutely stupid ideas proliferated. The Left Cult enjoyed calling out The Right Cult for hypocrisy... but it was fashionable to use the term "cognitive dissonance" instead. after all, that sounds more medical, more legitimate, and lets you tell yourself you're smarter than your mirror image.
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but it's stupid. the way one outgrows their hypocrisy is by experiencing cognitive dissonance and resolving it. most people accused of cognitive dissonance are someone who is blissfully unaware of their hypocrisy. they feel fine, no dissonance. so they will never stop being hypocritical.
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but it's stupid. the way one outgrows their hypocrisy is by experiencing cognitive dissonance and resolving it. most people accused of cognitive dissonance are people who are blissfully unaware of their hypocrisy. they feel fine, no dissonance. so they will never stop being hypocritical.
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likewise, "gaslighting" was the shiny new toy in their vocabulary that was played with no matter how inappropriate. For the record, gaslighting is when you convince someone they're crazy. It is not any and all forms of deception. and it certainly is not any time a member of a demographic you consider to be inherently inferior contradicts you at all.
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so at the time, i dreamt of a bot that would see the text "cognitive dissonance", and respond with "that's not what cognitive dissonance means." No need to do any sort of lexical analysis, just assume they're wrong.
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nowadays i'd have to add "generational" to that trigger list.
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So while the community was growing to love reposts and hate meaning, the platform got worse. rather than being the technology that enables the sharing of memes, it degraded into a place for people to socialize through posting.
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I regret being too lazy or depressed or whatever to have actually written the damn thing. Alas, what could have been.
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So while the community was growing to hate meaning and love reposts, the platform got worse. rather than being the technology that enables the sharing of memes, it degraded into a place for people to socialize through posting.
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I regret being too lazy or depressed or whatever to have actually written a snarky imgur comment bot. Alas, what could have been.
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** rivals
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Unlike Discord (the company), I am not under the impression that i'm the first person to write a chatbot. Shtikbot has some friendly competition.
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*** serybot
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@ -27,32 +27,32 @@ SeryBot is made by.. you guessed it, sery. it's his do-everything twitch bot, as
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it also helps mislead twitch viewers: whenever you say "good bot", sery bot responds, under the assumption you're talking to him. some twitchists seem to think serybot is the only bot. i swear i should do a video that just explains to people, for the millionth time, nightbot is not automod.
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*** nightbot
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speaking of nightbot.. i used to like nightbot.
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- to date, it's the only other 2-platform bot i've ever seen.
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- it has the one, fairly simple feature that comprises the vast majority of what most twitch streamers need: arbitrary commands. by custom, instead of a slash, you use an exclamation point. you pick the prompt. you can set security on the commands, to have mods-only commands, and so on. the paradigm is common enough that you'll occasionally see randos mystified that a streamer hasn't set up a particular command.
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- for a long time, it was the only other 2-platform bot i had ever seen.
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- it has the one, fairly simple feature that comprises the vast majority of what most twitch streamers need: arbitrary commands. by custom, instead of a slash, you use an exclamation point. you pick the prompt. you can set control access to the commands, and so on. the paradigm is common enough that you'll occasionally see randos mystified that a streamer hasn't set up a particular command.
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- link permits are a great concept. twitch itself will let you either fully allow or fully block links. nightbot has the ability to delete links if it sees them, and temporarily lift that restriction for a specified person. that's Great.
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- you can give your mods partial ability to configure nightbot for you!
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however, nightbot is dead to me. as the web gets more and more overrun by charlatans, the concept of security is degrading.
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at some point, nightbot switched to an authorization model that demands way, *way* too many permissions. presumably it /can/ do everything in the twitch API, so it /might/ need any or all of those permissions at some point. but if i just want to log into mod view to see someone else's nightbot command list, nightbot demands that i let it take moderator actions on my behalf, in channels i moderate, *as me*. unacceptable.
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*** discord bots
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the discord bot ecosystem actually grew to a pretty good state, before stagnating. there's a slew of do-everything bots which inevitably do like 60% of everything, naturally. but there's a lot of narrow-purpose bots, which is great. most twitchists have a discord guild as a given, so you'll see streamcord around a lot. maybe it has other features, but i only ever see it do one thing: when the streamer is live, post a message. I find streamcord is frustratingly slow so i just use a webhook and a python script.
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a bot i genuinely really like is timezone buddy. users tell it their timezone, and when the bot sees a time mentioned, it reacts with a clock. if you react with a clock, it dms you the time translated for you. very cool!
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a bot i genuinely really like is timezone buddy. users tell it their timezone, and when the bot sees a time mentioned, it reacts with a clock. if you react with a clock, it dms you the time localized for you. very cool!
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** predecessor - magnificent charamote
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for a while i streamed with a then-friend, on a channel called Silver Meddlists.
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[note] might be fun to do a post-mortem of all that tech.
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mostly we played Magic: The Gathering. sometimes we had a gimmick version - users could spend channel points to cause a game effect to happen. as well as all the traditional, put some crap in the way on the screen, play a sound.
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however.
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we also streamed other things. so we wanted to turn those channel point redeems on and off.
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it's a little better now, but in those days, the twitch api was a labyrinth of madness, so if i handled this programatically i was seeing a new ID for each of them, every time.
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it's a little better now, but in those days, the twitch api was a labyrinth of madness, so if i handled this programatically, every time i reenabled them, it looked like a whole new one to me.
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Also, trying to subscribe to "all the stuff that happens on this channel" was not considered an acceptable concept.
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so i had a greasemonkey script on my mod view that sent all twitch events to a webhook in a locked discord channel, in a format i was expecting.
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next, a discord bot: magnificent charamote. magnificent charamote was in the secret channel, so it could parse the event text, and send it off to the rest of the tech.
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I had already made maggie a twitch account for the first attempt, so why not make all of its features available on both platforms?
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** origin
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Apple, as is their tradition, told us they invented the first lossy image compression format as though jpeg didn't exist, so now we'd all better fall in line. So iphone cameras automatically switched to taking photos in this new heic format, exclusively. meaning if you're on an iphone, and you want to share an image on discord, anyone not on an iphone just sees an unrecognized attachment. So The Art Shtik asked for a bot that would convert those images to something, you know, compatible. like our communications technology served to /help/ us communicate, rather than /prevent/ us from communicating with people outside our enclosure.
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Apple, as is their tradition, told us they invented the first lossy image compression format as though jpeg didn't exist, so now we'd all better fall in line. So iphone cameras automatically switched to taking photos in this new heic format. meaning if you're on an iphone, and you want to share an image on discord, anyone not on an iphone just sees an unrecognized attachment. So The Art Shtik asked for a bot that would convert those images to something, you know, compatible. like our communications technology served to /help/ us communicate, rather than /prevent/ us from communicating with people outside our enclosure.
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Might as well add that to my bot and add my bot to her server.
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** shtikbot ascendant
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Enter: Shtikbot. with its original, sole feature: the de-heicer. you post a heic? it converts it from jpeg-but-apple, to jpeg, and posts it back. theoretically, ALLLLLllll the rest of shtikbot is scope creep.
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it worked, and it was good. so these were the glory days, i was inspired to expand and improve and polish it.
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it worked, and it was good, so those were the glory days. i was inspired to expand and improve and polish it.
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fundamentally, shtikbot grew to separate its accounts on various platforms from what it is. it is not "a discord bot" nor "a twitch bot", it is a bot that can read and write over platforms including twitch and discord.
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[note] planned to do all the rest of the platforms, but that didn't pan out.
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and now it can separate the concept of its features from each platform. that architecture is, in my subjective opinion, beautiful. More objectively, it's far more efficient, flexible, and extensible.
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@ -60,15 +60,14 @@ so let's celebrate the victories: these are where the features ended up.
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*** fiximageheic.cs
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the original feature is the de-heicer. you post a heic, it posts that back, as a jpg.
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*** detiktokify.cs
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forcing apple to play nice with those outside its enclosure worked great, so i also had it grab tiktoks and repost them. Who knows what it would look like if we "met shtikbot's tiktok algorithm".
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forcing apple to play nice with those outside their enclosure worked great, so i also had it grab tiktoks and repost them. Who knows what it would look like if we "met shtikbot's tiktok algorithm".
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*** gratitude
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in the event shtikbot does something nice, sometimes a person reflexively thanks it. so it has a chance to react to the thanks with one of the heart emojis, or say "you're welcome". i say rare, because...
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*** snark
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remember i wanted a snarky dick to reflexively tell people "that's not what cognitive dissonance means"? at last, shtikbot delivered! and the same for many other trigger phrases!
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pre-2023, any time a computer had an if-then-else behavior, people would stare slack-jawed and go "woaohhh, skynet". so if you said skynet, it mocked you.
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cloud native was the irritating trend of actively doing things wrong to create work to work around the problem before "powered by AI".
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the phrase "Just google it" is usually the most relevant thing you'll find in the google results, so if you ask someone a question and that's the answer, it makes fun of you for effectively admitting you've never just googled shit.
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i had one for when one misspells definitely... listen if i'm going to be mean to everyone else i should also be mean to myself.
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the phrase "Just google it" is usually the most relevant thing you'll find in the google results, so if you ask someone a question and that's the answer, it makes fun of them for effectively admitting they've never just googled shit.
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*** wishluck.cs
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similar to gratitude reacting with a heart, if you say "wish me luck", it responds with a 3-leafed clover, or a 1-in-20 chance of the 4-leafed one instead.
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*** QRify
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...but, eventually, that mysteriously stopped working...
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*** linkme.cs
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so i said that it separates the concept of its "self" from its "account"? it does the same for you. Linkme is how you would tell it with one account that you are the person behind a different account.
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which is useful because you could limit an arbitrary command to a channel, an account, or a "person".
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which is useful because you could limit features to a channel, an account, or a "person".
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*** joke.cs
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ok google, tell me a joke.
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pretty simple, right? well combine that with the idea that i would take this bot along with me to other streams... maybe it ought to be a little selective.
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*** webhook
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much like any good do-everything chat bot, the easiest way to make cool things happen is to get someone else to do it. so, you can configure a webhook for shtikbot.
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*** UnitConvert
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an extremely rare example of something i made and like. so, on twitch, especially when you don't have to set an alarm, we and our fellow americans find the opportunity to talk to people who have healthcare. Meaning when i whine that it's 10,000 degrees fahrenheit outside, it would be useful to convert that to something more intuitive and relatable for europeans; 5,537.778 degrees celsius.
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UnitConvert is an extremely rare example of something i made and like. so, on twitch, especially when you don't have to set an alarm, we and our fellow americans find the opportunity to talk to people who have healthcare. Meaning when i whine that it's 10,000 degrees fahrenheit outside, it would be useful to convert that to something more intuitive and relatable for europeans; 5,537.778 degrees celsius.
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When lying about your height, it's useful to convert 6 feet 8 inches to 203 centimeters.
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so that started as a few 1-liners. which was fine, sure...
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but what if you want to involve another unit? miles to kilometers? ok great, another line. miles to feet? another line. Let's involve light years. light years to miles, light years to kilometers...
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#+end_quote
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what's a pint in fluid ounces?
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speaking of ounces, but not those ounces the other ounces, what's an ounce in pounds and what's that in kilograms?
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with this, i had taken shtikbot into some streamer's chat, and she immediately made her own copy of the miles to kilometers conversion, also named freedomunits.
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this is becoming a massive spreadsheet to keep track of an onslaught of 1-liner conversions. There's a major reason that a better way was mandatory.
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with this, i had taken shtikbot into some streamer's chat, and she immediately made her own copy of the miles to kilometers conversion, also named freedomunits. (So i worked on per-channel command aliasing)
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this is becoming a massive spreadsheet to keep track of an onslaught of 1-liner conversions. There's another reason that a better way was mandatory.
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currency.
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If you somehow haven't seen squid game yet, i'm going to tell you the same thing i told everyone: you will want to be familiar with what one million won means. So if we add every single currency we can think of to this csv... good lord.
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If you somehow haven't seen squid game yet, i'm going to tell you the same thing i told everyone: you will want to be familiar with what one million won means. So if we add every single currency we can think of to this... good lord.
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i'm going to be afraid of the work i've made for myself if we hear about some other unit to add.
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#+begin_quote
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AM talking about hate on each... nanoangstrom
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here's what i came up with.
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instead of manually writing each and every possible conversion.. i write in one pair, and the formula between them.
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To get from kilometers to meters, divide by 1000. to get back, multiply by 1000.
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and it ought to be a formula - water freezes at 32 fahrenheit. fahrenheit minus 32, divide by 1.8 - 0 celsius. Because we're less likely to care about raising a temperature by 5 degrees celsius and converting that to a /change/ of 9 degrees fahrenheit, than we are about seeing it's 5 degrees celsius outside and converting that to it's 41 degrees fahrenheit outside.
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so now i write a structure that's just a pair of units, and a formula to convert in each direction. some nicknames. then, courtesy of openexchangerates.org, we pull in the latest exchange rates from USD to every other currency they know of. they have a paid tier if you need lots and lots of requests with sub-second latency. For our purposes, "today" is quite up to date enough, so we just update once or twice a day.
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and it ought to be a formula - water freezes at 32 fahrenheit. fahrenheit minus 32, divide by 1.8 - 0 celsius.
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We're less likely to care about raising a temperature by 5 degrees celsius and converting that to a /change/ of 9 degrees fahrenheit, than we are about seeing it's 5 degrees celsius outside and converting that to it's 41 degrees fahrenheit outside.
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So instead of just a constant multiplication factor, we involve a computation engine (shoutout to Jace, not the MtG one but the dotnet one), and we write a /formula/ to convert in each direction.
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also we support some nicknames. write out fahrenheit if you can remember how to spell it, but if you just write F i bet i know what you mean.
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then, courtesy of openexchangerates.org, we pull in the latest exchange rates from USD to every other currency they know of. they have a paid tier if you need lots and lots of requests with sub-second latency. For our purposes, "today" is quite up to date enough, so we just update once or twice a day.
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now, when you ask to convert 2 units, it *pathfinds* between them, with a breadth-first, meet-in-the-middle search. it builds itself a nice equation to convert between any compatible units. and gracefully doesn't explode if you ask it something it can't find a path for.. for example converting parsecs, a unit of distance, to hours, a unit of time. Mr. Lucas.
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now, any time i hear about a new unit, i add one little pair, and i don't need to resolve the whole enormous matrix.
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** descent
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i hinted a bit ago at the 3E strategy: Embrace. Extend. Extinguish. it's how tech companies maintain control over the markets they've conquered. a competitor is sighted, so they embrace it. accept it. then even extend it, but do so in order to damage rivals. Microsoft got caught doing this in the 90's, Apple is currently doing this to USB.
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Shtikbot exists on discord and twitch, and the vast majority of work that went into shtikbot was working around the platforms it served.
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Shtikbot exists on discord and twitch, and the vast majority of work that went into it was working around the platforms it served.
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*** discord
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discord was originally the way you got a voice chat going with your gamer bros who aren't smart enough to install mumble.
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Discord has been pushing developers to start developing games that exist within discord. a baffling development, much like when netflix did the same. Thankfully, i'm pretty sure both efforts are dead.
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when 2023 was inflicted on us all, discord (the company) made their first chatbot, claude. all prior bots had their tag of "bot" changed to "app", and claude was given the tag "AI". Then it was forced into servers.
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Claude, in how many servers, just hooked up your chat messages to some LLM. nothing else.
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They've been pushing developers to start developing games that exist within discord. a baffling development, much like when netflix did the same. Thankfully, i'm pretty sure both efforts are dead.
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when 2023 was inflicted on us all, discord (the company) made their first chatbot, claude. all prior bots had their tag of "bot" changed to "app", and claude was given the tag "AI". Then it was placed into servers.
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Claude, in who knows how many servers, just hooked up your chat messages to some LLM. nothing else.
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[squidward going "FUTURE. FUTURE."]
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like any tech company, discord is not run by technology people, it's run by businessmen. It's never about making a thing that people use, it's about telling investors you're making a new thing that /more/ people are going to /start/ using.
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always line go up.
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if you have the power to make decisions in society, you're a soulless business husk - you don't know anything about the technology, you just come up with business features to nail on the front.
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if you have the power to make decisions in society, you're a soulless business husk - you don't know anything about the technology, you just come up with what sounds like a business feature to nail on the front.
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where's that scrumble your wumpus meme?
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[must find that meme about "scrumble your wumpus"]
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that's why discord doesn't like chat bots - it relegates them to just a communication channel. they intend to be your one-stop shop for all human experience.
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so we're seeing meta (i.e., facebook) bribing government. Not only to keep their surveillance capitalism from being stopped, but to begin the process of the opposite; making it mandatory.
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discord, of course, is a tech company. and therefore, what they do is reap as much user data as possible, and sell it as much as possible. How can discord make this data more valuable to the kind of advertisers (or just private stalkers) who would want to buy it?
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by specifying; "this person here is probably a minor. this person here definitely isn't."
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and they sweeten the deal; by forcing /adults/ to verify "to protect the children", a buyer looking for identification data on minors also gets plausible deniability that that's what they're looking to buy.
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and they sweeten the deal; by forcing /adults/ to verify, a buyer looking for identification data on minors also gets plausible deniability that that's what they're looking to buy.
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after all, not selling data this way would be less profitable, so obviously they will do the more profitable thing.
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[note] just remember all of that the next time someone says that for some arbitrary reason we aren't allowed to deem corporations either evil or good.
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*** twitch
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to be fair, the stated purpose makes sense - the most significant difference is that lead mods can add/remove other mods, and this way twitch doesn't have to ask the average streamer to create an access control list.
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remember TwitchPlaysPokemon? quick tangent if you don't: in 2014, an anonymous Australian programmer hooked up an emulator playing pokemon red to a twitch stream, and a bot that listened to chat to translate that into input. it was incredible. unprecedented, and only possible with that level of realtime interaction.
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twitch, the company, didn't do shit to make that happen. But they /desperately/ want to recapture that good fortune. So how can they differentiate themselves from all the other services that could be summarized as "internet panhandling, but it's a hot girl"? (...sometimes)?
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twitch, the company, didn't do shit to make that happen. But they /desperately/ want to recapture that good fortune. So how can they differentiate themselves from all the other services that could be summarized as "internet panhandling, but it's a hot girl"?
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...sometimes. sometimes it's the opposite, insert advertisement here for my own twitch channel...
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interactivity! so twitch introduced a channel point system - by just watching, viewers earn channel points. they can redeem rewards with these points.
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They suggest a few rewards for streamers to make available - hydrate, so a viewer feels like a streamer is their tomagotchi. Stretch, which should be self-explanatory. my favorite, wherever it's offered: First.
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So now there's a menu where people frequently point their eyes, to spend their fake money.
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so twitch introduced bits, which are like channel points except real money. now when you try to scroll down to camp First!, you have to get past the real-money store first.
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so twitch introduced bits, which are like channel points except you spend real money, and the streamer gets a small cut. now when you try to scroll down to camp First!, you have to get past the real-money store.
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that menu is enshittified, rip. how will this pattern continue?
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twitch encourages game developers to enable Drops. watch someone play a game for an amount of time, and give them some reward.
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I could, theoretically, affiliate. but that would require surrendering my identity to [[https://stateofsurveillance.org/news/persona-age-verification-surveillance-biometrics-government-reporting-2026/][a brazen data-harvesting company]].
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*** people
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Overall we aren't /quite/ as dumb as imgurians, but i'm pretty sure a distressing portion of twitchists actually believe that giving more data to twitch does in fact increase their security.
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when discord introduced its ID collection laws, you would frequently hear people say "I get what they're trying to do." I probably made it clear... I don't.
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when discord introduced its ID collection practice... for the second time, after all the ids leaked from that same company the first time... you would frequently hear people say "I get what they're trying to do." I probably made it clear... I don't.
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We all hate the idea of kids being bullied into a mental disorder over the internet, but I thought we all grew out of the idea that moving trauma offline would reduce it?
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Every time these platforms get worse, the response is always one of "well i'm certainly not going to leave".
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Every time these platforms get worse, the response is always "well i'm not going to leave, though".
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i've been evangelizing for the fediverse forever, and i'll probably continue until i die.
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I make fun of discord users for acting like matrix is the dark forest, but i do give them a slight pass because they're probably used to all the trash their employers and schools force them to use because some salesman convinced some higher up to go that direction.
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When Twitter gets worse for the billionth time, what platform do people move to? BlueSky, a.k.a., exactly twitter again. It's the exact same style, it's filled with the same reality-immune narcissists, and it's one man's private property, again. So why pick the worst option? random decision of the hive mind. No one moves to mastodon, because no one moves to mastodon. People move to bluesky, because people move to bluesky.
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why work on technology to improve a platform where the company that owns it hates its users and developers, and its users have this weird idea that they're better off than users of better technologies?
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When Twitter gets worse for the billionth time, what platform do people move to? BlueSky, a.k.a., exactly twitter again. It's the exact same style, it's filled with the same reality-immune narcissists, and it's one man's private property, again. So why pick the worst option? the hive mind decides randomly. No one moves to mastodon, because no one moves to mastodon. People move to bluesky, because people move to bluesky.
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why work on technology to improve platforms where the companies that own it hate their users and developers, and the users have this weird idea that they're better off than those of superior technologies?
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It would be a smarter use of effort to try to convince twitch to colonize kick.
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** end
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i figured i'd give a whack to debugging the issue where shtikbot can't join twitch channels. we summon it, and then.. it doesn't join? let's see... the message we get back is that /my/ channel is requiring users to submit to surveillance capitalism. absolutely disgusting how often platforms like to shift blame to their serfs, let me just double-check... yep, i have that setting on minimum security... let's bring out the web interface for that account...
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a while ago, i figured i'd give a whack to debugging the issue where shtikbot can't join twitch channels. we summon it, and then.. it doesn't join? let's see... the message we get back is that /my/ channel is requiring users to submit to surveillance capitalism. absolutely disgusting how often platforms like to shift blame to their serfs, let me just double-check... yep, i have that setting on minimum security... let's bring out the web interface for that account...
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there's some kind of mark on shtikbot's account.
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That's the final straw.
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I'm sick of working against scumbags who want me to improve their product for them.
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I'm sick of working against scumbags who want me to improve their product for them, in spite of them.
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to what end, even? a bot that lives on all of the platforms except the good ones? so that people who love being enclosed in a walled garden can take part of some features they don't understand?
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forget it. Let this project finally die.
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shtikbot, my child. the world refused you. Rest now.
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