diff --git a/Sounds/VO/primaryVO.wav b/Sounds/VO/primaryVO.wav index 73d0e31..7ddff98 100644 Binary files a/Sounds/VO/primaryVO.wav and b/Sounds/VO/primaryVO.wav differ diff --git a/src/script-primaryVO.txt b/src/script-primaryVO.txt index f91ea29..3ded68c 100644 --- a/src/script-primaryVO.txt +++ b/src/script-primaryVO.txt @@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ so I guess, keep the faith? the one deer walking down this one path will *toooot Keep waiting. Your patience will be rewarded. Your efforts will pay off. Have faith. Ok, for real. Deer exist, I know. I know because I have evidence. -Respectively; no, no, and not entirely but maybe a tiny bit? You can only *approach* 0 faith, like an asymptote. Acknowledging that gives you a heuristic to weigh the validity of evidence. +Respectively; no, no, and not entirely but maybe a tiny bit? You can only *approach* 0 faith, like an asymptote. Acknowledging that gives you a heuristic to weigh the validity of evidence. Kind of in a bayesian way. People talking about something's existence is not evidence. but I can buy some laughably overpriced venison in the store, right now. Although, that could be false advertising. This would be the same place selling some corn syrup in some sake labeled mirin. Not just mirin, but they specifically label their aji mirin as "hon" mirin. They sell wasabi as well, which I'm sure is horseradish with green food coloring. the fact that someone would lie to everyone and argue it's ok because it makes money is... really... how the world works. caveat emptor, bitch. All because one salesman proposes one thing via marketing material, and doesn't get interrogated. @@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ Meanwhile, no one has ever been held accountable for contaminating every human a One of the inspirations for this episode was someone convinced that people dry their pets in microwaves, so those will be getting warning labels. -never happened. It's an urban legend. +never happened. It's an urban legend. if it ever did happen, it's so rare it might as well have never happened. the myth endures, though. @@ -47,15 +47,15 @@ the famous one that we're all up to speed with by now - some company served some however. In 2018, Epic Systems Corp (not Epic Games) engaged in wage theft - dollar per dollar the most common crime in the united states, every year, for many years - so Jacob Lewis attempted to start a class action lawsuit, in accordance with the National Labor Relations Act of 1935. -As usual, the supreme court decided that these pesky laws need to get out of the way of a corporation harvesting wealth from the peasantry (well it was 5-4, exactly the split you would expect). - +As usual, the supreme court decided that these pesky laws need to get out of the way of a corporation harvesting wealth from the peasantry (well it was 5-4, exactly the split you would expect). So the victim of wage theft didn't get to go to real court, and of course, arbitration court agreed: stop whining about wage theft. Ever since then, **every** user agreement has included an arbitration clause. You know. Because apparently real lawsuits are unjust, real courts are overburdened... So we'll privatize justice, that certainly won't create a kangaroo court. ...oh. -Well that's probably why arbitration clauses in contracts tend to also include some advertisement about how waiving your right to trial is actually a good thing. +Well that's probably why arbitration clauses in contracts tend to also include some advertisement about how waiving your right to trial "PrOtEcTs YoU, aCtUaLlY" -Justice is dead. And yet we're still afraid of some mythical hyper-competent litigation monster. +Justice is dead. And yet we're still afraid of this sliver of a chance of encountering a mythical, hyper-competent litigation monster. -For what it's worth, apparently the hyperlitigator stays within america. Other countries *also* think Americans can (and will) file (and win) any frivolous lawsuit. To those people, I say go ahead and rent an apartment. +For what it's worth, apparently the hyperlitigator stays within america. Other countries *also* think Americans can (and will) file (and reliably win) any frivolous lawsuit. +To those people, I say go ahead and rent an apartment. Odds are your landlord will do something illegal, and probably get away with it. ok so we're not going to find the hyperlitigator. A deer is going to walk over the hill any second tho, for sure. @@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ a company with a recognizable - if hokey - aesthetic has """streamlined""" to a as usual, the soul has been sacrificed on the altar of capitalism. this sounds much more like something I'd complain about than your stereotypical maga fascist. but then again, cracker barrel is a restaurant that has a very "country" aesthetic. if we remember the "brad's wife" fiasco, the customer base skews boomer. The kind of people who aren't worried about a deep fried steak with a side of pork sausage cutting their life expectancy - they only anticipate another few years anyway. I searched. Article after article, most maintaining a proper level of neutrality, but eventually - finally - paydirt. I found him. The ONE GUY who thought the redesign was soulless, and... **woke**. -That's all. He's it. I have not found anyone else. As far as I know, his world also thinks he's weird. +That's all. He's it. I have not found anyone else. As far as I know, his world also thinks he's an outlier. I watch Woolie Vs. or, used to. He's on indefinite hiatus, or whatever you want to call it; the gig economy doesn't have paternity leave. I hope youtube deigns to inform me of his return, when (or if) he does. At present, there are no remaining channels in the LP genre who FINISH their games, and have... insightful commentary, silence during game dialog, at least 1 interlocutor -