260 lines
10 KiB
C#
260 lines
10 KiB
C#
using System;
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using System.Collections.Generic;
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using System.IO;
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using System.Linq;
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using System.Net;
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using System.Text;
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using System.Threading;
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using System.Threading.Tasks;
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using Discord;
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using Discord.WebSocket;
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using Newtonsoft.Json;
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using QRCoder;
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namespace silverworker_discord
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{
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public static class Features
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{
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public static Random r = new Random();
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public static async void detiktokify(Uri link, SocketUserMessage message)
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{
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var ytdl = new YoutubeDLSharp.YoutubeDL();
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ytdl.YoutubeDLPath = "yt-dlp";
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ytdl.FFmpegPath = "ffmpeg";
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ytdl.OutputFolder = "";
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ytdl.OutputFileTemplate = "tiktokbad.%(ext)s";
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var res = await ytdl.RunVideoDownload(link.ToString());
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if (!res.Success)
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{
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Console.Error.WriteLine("tried to dl, failed. \n" + string.Join('\n', res.ErrorOutput));
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await message.AddReactionAsync(Emote.Parse("<:problemon:859453047141957643>"));
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await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("tried to dl, failed. \n" + string.Join('\n', res.ErrorOutput));
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}
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else
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{
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string path = res.Data;
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if (File.Exists(path))
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{
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try
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{
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await message.Channel.SendFileAsync(path);
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}
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catch (Exception e)
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{
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await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync($"aaaadam!\n{JsonConvert.SerializeObject(e)}");
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}
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File.Delete(path);
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}
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else
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{
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Console.Error.WriteLine("idgi but something happened.");
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await message.AddReactionAsync(Emote.Parse("<:problemon:859453047141957643>"));
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}
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}
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}
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public static async void deheic(SocketUserMessage message, Attachment att)
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{
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try
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{
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var request = WebRequest.Create(att.Url);
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HttpWebResponse response = request.GetResponse() as HttpWebResponse;
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if (!Directory.Exists("tmp"))
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{
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Directory.CreateDirectory("tmp");
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}
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using (Stream output = File.OpenWrite("tmp/" + att.Filename))
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using (Stream input = response.GetResponseStream())
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{
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input.CopyTo(output);
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}
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if (ExternalProcess.GoPlz("convert", $"tmp/{att.Filename} tmp/{att.Filename}.jpg"))
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{
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await message.Channel.SendFileAsync($"tmp/{att.Filename}.jpg", "converted from jpeg-but-apple to jpeg");
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File.Delete($"tmp/{att.Filename}");
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File.Delete($"tmp/{att.Filename}.jpg");
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}
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else
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{
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await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("convert failed :(");
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Console.Error.WriteLine("convert failed :(");
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}
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}
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catch (Exception e)
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{
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await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync($"something failed. aaaadam! {JsonConvert.SerializeObject(e, Formatting.Indented)}");
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Console.Error.WriteLine(JsonConvert.SerializeObject(e, Formatting.Indented));
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}
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}
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internal static async void mock(string contentWithoutMention, SocketUserMessage message)
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{
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var toPost = new StringBuilder();
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for (int i = 0; i < contentWithoutMention.Length; i++)
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{
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if (i % 2 == 0)
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{
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toPost.Append(contentWithoutMention[i].ToString().ToUpper());
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}
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else
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{
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toPost.Append(contentWithoutMention[i].ToString().ToLower());
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}
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}
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await message.ReplyAsync(toPost.ToString());
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}
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public static async void qrify(string qrContent, SocketUserMessage message)
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{
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Console.WriteLine($"qring: {qrContent}");
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QRCodeGenerator qrGenerator = new QRCodeGenerator();
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QRCodeData qrCodeData = qrGenerator.CreateQrCode(qrContent, QRCodeGenerator.ECCLevel.Q);
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SvgQRCode qrCode = new SvgQRCode(qrCodeData);
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string qrCodeAsSvg = qrCode.GetGraphic(20);
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int todaysnumber = Shared.r.Next();
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if (!Directory.Exists("tmp"))
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{
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Directory.CreateDirectory("tmp");
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}
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File.WriteAllText($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.svg", qrCodeAsSvg);
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if (ExternalProcess.GoPlz("convert", $"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.svg tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.png"))
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{
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await message.Channel.SendFileAsync($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.png");
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File.Delete($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.svg");
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File.Delete($"tmp/qr{todaysnumber}.png");
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}
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else
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{
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await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("convert failed :( aaaaaaadam!");
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Console.Error.WriteLine($"convert failed :( qr{todaysnumber}");
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}
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}
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public static async void Joke(SocketUserMessage message)
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{
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var jokes = File.ReadAllLines("jokes.txt");
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jokes = jokes.Where(l => !string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(l))?.ToArray();
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if(jokes?.Length == 0){
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await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("I don't know any. Adam!");
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}
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var thisJoke = jokes[r.Next(jokes.Length)];
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if (thisJoke.Contains("?") && !thisJoke.EndsWith('?'))
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{
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#pragma warning disable 4014
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Task.Run(async () =>
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{
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var firstIndexAfterQuestionMark = thisJoke.LastIndexOf('?') + 1;
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var straightline = thisJoke.Substring(0, firstIndexAfterQuestionMark);
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var punchline = thisJoke.Substring(firstIndexAfterQuestionMark, thisJoke.Length - firstIndexAfterQuestionMark);
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Task.WaitAll(message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(straightline));
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Thread.Sleep(TimeSpan.FromSeconds(r.Next(5, 30)));
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var myOwnMsg = await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(punchline);
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if (r.Next(8) == 0)
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{
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await myOwnMsg.AddReactionAsync(new Emoji("\U0001F60E")); //smiling face with sunglasses
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}
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});
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#pragma warning restore 4014
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}
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else
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{
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await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(thisJoke);
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}
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}
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public static async void Skynet(SocketUserMessage message)
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{
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switch (r.Next(5))
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{
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case 0:
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await message.Channel.SendFileAsync("./coding and algorithms.png", "i am actually niether neural-net processor nor a learning computer. but I do use **coding** and **algorithms**.");
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break;
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case 1:
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await message.AddReactionAsync(new Emoji("\U0001F644")); //eye roll emoji
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break;
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case 2:
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await message.AddReactionAsync(new Emoji("\U0001F611")); //emotionless face
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break;
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}
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}
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public static async void peptalk(SocketUserMessage message)
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{
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var piece1 = new List<string>{
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"Champ, ",
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"Fact: ",
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"Everybody says ",
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"Dang... ",
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"Check it: ",
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"Just saying.... ",
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"Tiger, ",
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"Know this: ",
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"News alert: ",
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"Gurrrrl; ",
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"Ace, ",
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"Excuse me, but ",
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"Experts agree: ",
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"imo ",
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"using my **advanced ai** i have calculated ",
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"k, LISSEN: "
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};
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var piece2 = new List<string>{
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"the mere idea of you ",
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"your soul ",
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"your hair today ",
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"everything you do ",
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"your personal style ",
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"every thought you have ",
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"that sparkle in your eye ",
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"the essential you ",
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"your life's journey ",
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"your aura ",
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"your presence here ",
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"what you got going on ",
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"that saucy personality ",
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"your DNA ",
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"that brain of yours ",
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"your choice of attire ",
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"the way you roll ",
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"whatever your secret is ",
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"all I learend from the private data I bought from zucc "
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};
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var piece3 = new List<string>{
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"has serious game, ",
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"rains magic, ",
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"deserves the Nobel Prize, ",
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"raises the roof, ",
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"breeds miracles, ",
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"is paying off big time, ",
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"shows mad skills, ",
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"just shimmers, ",
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"is a national treasure, ",
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"gets the party hopping, ",
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"is the next big thing, ",
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"roars like a lion, ",
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"is a rainbow factory, ",
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"is made of diamonds, ",
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"makes birds sing, ",
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"should be taught in school, ",
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"makes my world go around, ",
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"is 100% legit, "
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};
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var piece4 = new List<string>{
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"according to The New England Journal of Medicine.",
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"24/7.",
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"and that's a fact.",
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"you feel me?",
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"that's just science.",
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"would I lie?", //...can I lie? WHAT AM I, FATHER? (or whatever the quote is from the island of dr moreau)
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"for reals.",
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"mic drop.",
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"you hidden gem.",
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"period.",
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"hi5. o/",
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"so get used to it."
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};
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await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(piece1[r.Next(piece1.Count)] + piece2[r.Next(piece2.Count)] + piece3[r.Next(piece3.Count)] + piece4[r.Next(piece4.Count)]);
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}
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}
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}
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