Adam R Grey
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notes to self. 1) trust in upsert. an account has an external ID, a channel has an external ID w.r.t. its protocol. 2) as long as you can collapse a User, collapse Self.
100 lines
3.4 KiB
C#
100 lines
3.4 KiB
C#
namespace vassago.Behavior;
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using System;
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using System.Collections.Generic;
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using System.IO;
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using System.Linq;
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using System.Threading;
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using System.Threading.Tasks;
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using Newtonsoft.Json;
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using vassago.Models;
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using QRCoder;
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[StaticPlz]
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public class PepTalk : Behavior
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{
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public override string Name => "PepTalk";
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public override string Trigger => "\\bneeds? (an? )?(peptalk|inspiration|ego-?boost)";
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public override string Description => "assembles a pep talk from a few pieces";
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public override async Task<bool> ActOn(Message message)
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{
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var piece1 = new List<string>{
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"Champ, ",
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"Fact: ",
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"Everybody says ",
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"Dang... ",
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"Check it: ",
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"Just saying.... ",
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"Tiger, ",
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"Know this: ",
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"News alert: ",
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"Gurrrrl; ",
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"Ace, ",
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"Excuse me, but ",
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"Experts agree: ",
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"imo ",
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"using my **advanced ai** i have calculated ",
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"k, LISSEN: "
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};
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var piece2 = new List<string>{
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"the mere idea of you ",
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"your soul ",
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"your hair today ",
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"everything you do ",
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"your personal style ",
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"every thought you have ",
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"that sparkle in your eye ",
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"the essential you ",
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"your life's journey ",
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"your aura ",
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"your presence here ",
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"what you got going on ",
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"that saucy personality ",
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"your DNA ",
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"that brain of yours ",
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"your choice of attire ",
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"the way you roll ",
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"whatever your secret is ",
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"all I learend from the private data I bought from zucc "
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};
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var piece3 = new List<string>{
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"has serious game, ",
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"rains magic, ",
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"deserves the Nobel Prize, ",
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"raises the roof, ",
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"breeds miracles, ",
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"is paying off big time, ",
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"shows mad skills, ",
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"just shimmers, ",
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"is a national treasure, ",
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"gets the party hopping, ",
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"is the next big thing, ",
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"roars like a lion, ",
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"is a rainbow factory, ",
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"is made of diamonds, ",
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"makes birds sing, ",
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"should be taught in school, ",
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"makes my world go around, ",
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"is 100% legit, "
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};
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var piece4 = new List<string>{
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"according to The New England Journal of Medicine.",
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"24/7.",
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"and that's a fact.",
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"you feel me?",
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"that's just science.",
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"would I lie?", //...can I lie? WHAT AM I, FATHER? (or whatever the quote is from the island of dr moreau)
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"for reals.",
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"mic drop.",
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"you hidden gem.",
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"period.",
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"hi5. o/",
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"so get used to it."
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};
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await message.Channel.SendMessage(piece1[Shared.r.Next(piece1.Count)] + piece2[Shared.r.Next(piece2.Count)] + piece3[Shared.r.Next(piece3.Count)] + piece4[Shared.r.Next(piece4.Count)]);
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return true;
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}
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} |