68 lines
3.0 KiB
C#
68 lines
3.0 KiB
C#
namespace vassago.Behavior;
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using System;
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using System.Collections.Generic;
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using System.IO;
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using System.Linq;
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using System.Threading;
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using System.Threading.Tasks;
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using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
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using vassago.Models;
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[StaticPlz]
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public class GeneralSnarkGooglit : Behavior
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{
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public override string Name => "Google-it Snarkiness";
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public override string Trigger => "\"just google it\"";
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public override string Description => "snarkiness about how research is not a solved problem";
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public override bool ShouldAct(Message message)
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{
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return false;
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}
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// public override bool ShouldAct(Message message)
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// {
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// if(Behaver.Instance.IsSelf(message.Author.Id))
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// return false;
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// return Regex.IsMatch(message.Content, $"(just )?google( (it|that|things|before))?\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
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// }
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public override async Task<bool> ActOn(Message message)
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{
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switch (Shared.r.Next(4))
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{
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default:
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await message.Channel.SendMessage("yeah no shit, obviously that resulted in nothing");
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break;
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case 1:
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var results = "";
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switch(Shared.r.Next(4))
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{
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default:
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results = "\"curious about the best <THING> in <CURRENT YEAR>? click here to find out\", then i clicked there to find out. They didn't know either.";
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break;
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case 1:
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results = "\"[SOLVED] <THING> (<CURRENT MONTH UPDATE>)\", then i clicked to see the solution. There wasn't one.";
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break;
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case 2:
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results = "the one that had a paragraph that restated the question but badly, a paragraph to give a wrong history on the question, a paragraph with amazon affiliate links, a pargraph that said \"ultimately you have to answer it for yourself\", then had a paragraph telling me to give Engagement for The Algorithm";
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break;
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case 3:
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results = "the one that had a paragraph that restated the question but badly, a paragraph to give a wrong history on the question, a paragraph with amazon affiliate links, a pargraph that said \"ultimately you should do your own research\", then had a paragraph telling me to give Engagement for The Algorithm";
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break;
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}
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await message.Channel.SendMessage("oh here, I memorized the results. My favorite is " + results);
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break;
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case 2:
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await message.Channel.SendMessage("Obviously that was already tried. Obviously it failed. If you ever tried to learn anything you'd know that's how it works.");
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break;
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case 3:
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await message.Channel.SendMessage("\"mnyehh JuSt GoOgLe It\" when's the last time you tried to research anything? Have you ever?");
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break;
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}
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return true;
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}
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} |