Features.cs

@@ -190,43 +190,6 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
 
         }
 
-        public static async void Recipe(SocketUserMessage message)
-        {
-            var sb = new StringBuilder();
-            var snarkSeg1 = new string[]{"ew", "gross", "that seems a bit hard for you"};
-            sb.AppendLine(snarkSeg1[r.Next(snarkSeg1.Length)]);
-            var snarkSeg2 = new string[]{@"here's an easier recipe for you:
-Ingredients:
-- Corn flakes cereal
-- Milk
-
-Instructions:
-1. Pour some corn flakes into a bowl.
-2. Pour some milk into the bowl until it covers the corn flakes.
-3. Use a spoon to mix the corn flakes and milk together.
-4. Enjoy your delicious cereal!
-
-Hope that's a bit better for you! 🥣",
-@"here's an easier recipe for you:
-Ingredients:
-- Bread
-- Peanut butter
-- Jelly or jam
-
-Instructions:
-1. Take two slices of bread and put them on a plate or cutting board.
-2. Using a spoon or knife, spread peanut butter on one slice of bread.
-3. Using a separate spoon or knife, spread jelly or jam on the other slice of bread.
-4. Put the two slices of bread together with the peanut butter and jelly sides facing each other.
-5. Cut the sandwich in half (optional!).
-6. Enjoy your yummy sandwich!
-
-I hope you have fun making and eating your PB&J 🥪!",
-"just order pizza instead"
-};
-            sb.AppendLine(snarkSeg2[r.Next(snarkSeg2.Length)]);
-            await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(sb.ToString());
-        }
         public static async void Skynet(SocketUserMessage message)
         {
             switch (r.Next(5))

Program.cs

@@ -214,22 +214,10 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
                         message.Channel.SendFileAsync("assets/ekgblip.png");
                         Console.WriteLine(Conversion.Converter.DebugInfo());
                     }
-                    if (mentionedMe && (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\brecipe for .+") || Regex.IsMatch(msgText, ".+ recipe\\b")))
-                    {
-                        Features.Recipe(message);
-                    }
                     if (msgText.Contains("cognitive dissonance") == true)
                     {
                         message.ReplyAsync("that's not what cognitive dissonance means. Did you mean \"hypocrisy\"?");
                     }
-                    if(mentionedMe && Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "what'?s the longest (six|6)(-| )?letter word( in english)?\\b"))
-                    {
-                        Task.Run(async () => {
-                            await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("mother.");
-                            await Task.Delay(3000);
-                            await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("oh, longest? I thought you said fattest.");
-                        });
-                    }
                     if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bthank (yo)?u\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase) &&
                     (mentionedMe || Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\b(sh?tik)?bot\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase)))
                     {