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that's what I get for trying to be clever.

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@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
I can tell when people are being judgmental just by looking at them. I can tell when people are being judgmental just by looking at them.
Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop? (ask your parents, young ones) Are people born with photographic memories? or does it take time to develop (ask your parents, young ones)
I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He’s a small arms dealer. I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He’s a small arms dealer.
A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though. A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?