From bb9ca88c36457db5af58634e467602e421da226b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Adam R Grey Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2022 20:50:51 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] note to self, stop trying to be a little bit clever. Either be omniscient or be stupid. --- jokes.txt | 4 ++-- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/jokes.txt b/jokes.txt index 8c649e1..970111e 100644 --- a/jokes.txt +++ b/jokes.txt @@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around. -A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?" +A termite walks into the bar and asks; is the bartender here? Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. @@ -39,4 +39,4 @@ If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? A ghost walked into a bar and ordered a shot of vodka. The bartender said, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.’ A blind man walked into a bar. and a table. and a chair. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. -My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!” \ No newline at end of file +My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”