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namespace vassago.Behavior;
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.IO;
using System.Linq;
using System.Threading;
using System.Threading.Tasks;
using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
using vassago.Models;
[StaticPlz]
public class GeneralSnarkGooglit : Behavior
{
public override string Name => "Google-it Snarkiness";
public override string Trigger => "\"just google it\"";
public override string Description => "snarkiness about how research is not a solved problem";
public override bool ShouldAct(Message message)
{
if(Behaver.Instance.Selves.Any(acc => acc.Id == message.Author.Id))
return false;
return Regex.IsMatch(message.Content, $"(just )?google( (it|that|things|before))?\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
}
public override async Task<bool> ActOn(Message message)
{
switch (Shared.r.Next(4))
{
default:
await message.Channel.SendMessage("yeah no shit, obviously that resulted in nothing");
break;
case 1:
var results = "";
switch(Shared.r.Next(4))
{
default:
results = "\"curious about the best <THING> in <CURRENT YEAR>? click here to find out\", then i clicked there to find out. They didn't know either.";
break;
case 1:
results = "\"[SOLVED] <THING> (<CURRENT MONTH UPDATE>)\", then i clicked to see the solution. There wasn't one.";
break;
case 2:
results = "the one that had a paragraph that restated the question but badly, a paragraph to give a wrong history on the question, a paragraph with amazon affiliate links, a pargraph that said \"ultimately you have to answer it for yourself\", then had a paragraph telling me to give Engagement for The Algorithm";
break;
case 3:
results = "the one that had a paragraph that restated the question but badly, a paragraph to give a wrong history on the question, a paragraph with amazon affiliate links, a pargraph that said \"ultimately you should do your own research\", then had a paragraph telling me to give Engagement for The Algorithm";
break;
}
await message.Channel.SendMessage("oh here, I memorized the results. My favorite is " + results);
break;
case 2:
await message.Channel.SendMessage("Obviously that was already tried. Obviously it failed. If you ever tried to learn anything you'd know that's how it works.");
break;
case 3:
await message.Channel.SendMessage("\"mnyehh JuSt GoOgLe It\" when's the last time you tried to research anything? Have you ever?");
break;
}
return true;
}
}