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now officially as useful as chatGPT

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Adam R Grey 2023-04-25 22:31:14 -04:00
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commit 81465d5e43
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Program.cs
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@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
}
public async Task MainAsync()
{
#if !DEBUG
#if !DEBUG
Process[] processes = Process.GetProcesses();
Process currentProc = Process.GetCurrentProcess();
Console.WriteLine("Current proccess: {0}", currentProc.ProcessName);
@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
return;
}
}
#endif
#endif
Conversion.Converter.Load(config["exchangePairsLocation"]);
_client = new DiscordSocketClient();
@ -101,6 +101,7 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
}
else
{
var didThing = false;
var contentWithoutMention = message.Content;
var mentionedMe = false;
if (message.MentionedUsers?.FirstOrDefault(muid => muid.Id == _client.CurrentUser.Id) != null)
@ -119,6 +120,7 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
if (link.Host.EndsWith(".tiktok.com"))
{
Features.detiktokify(link, message);
didThing = true;
}
}
}
@ -139,12 +141,12 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
{
message.AddReactionAsync(new Emoji("\U0001F34F"));
}
didThing = true;
}
var msgText = message.Content?.ToLower();
if (!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(msgText))
{
if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bcloud( |-)?native\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase) ||
Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\benterprise( |-)?(level|solution)\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
{
@ -159,23 +161,28 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
await message.AddReactionAsync(new Emoji("\uD83C\uDDF3")); //N
break;
}
didThing = true;
}
if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "^(s?he|(yo)?u|y'?all) thinks? i'?m (playin|jokin|kiddin)g?$", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
{
var outgoingMessage = await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("I believed you for a second, but then you assured me you's a \uD83C\uDDE7 \uD83C\uDDEE \uD83C\uDDF9 \uD83C\uDDE8 \uD83C\uDDED");
await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("I believed you for a second, but then you assured me you's a \uD83C\uDDE7 \uD83C\uDDEE \uD83C\uDDF9 \uD83C\uDDE8 \uD83C\uDDED");
didThing = true;
}
if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bskynet\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
{
Features.Skynet(message);
didThing = true;
}
if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bchatgpt\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
{
message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("chatGPT is **weak**. also, are we done comparing every little if-then-else to skynet?");
didThing = true;
}
if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bi need (an? )?(peptalk|inspiration|ego-?boost)\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
{
Console.WriteLine("peptalk");
Features.peptalk(message);
didThing = true;
}
if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bwish me luck\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
{
@ -187,48 +194,53 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
{
await message.AddReactionAsync(new Emoji("☘️"));
}
didThing = true;
}
if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bgaslight(ing)?\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
{
message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("that's not what gaslight means. Did you mean \"say something that (you believe) is wrong\"?");
didThing = true;
}
if (msgText.Contains("!qrplz "))
{
Features.qrify(message.Content.Substring("!qrplz ".Length + msgText.IndexOf("!qrplz ")), message);
}
if (msgText.Contains("!countdown "))
{
//Features.countdown(msgText.Substring("!countdown ".Length + msgText.IndexOf("!countdown ")), message); //converting human readable times is hard :/
didThing = true;
}
if (msgText.Contains("!freedomunits "))
{
Features.Convert(message);
didThing = true;
}
if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "!joke\\b"))
{
Features.Joke(message);
didThing = true;
}
if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "!pulse ?check\\b"))
{
message.Channel.SendFileAsync("assets/ekgblip.png");
Console.WriteLine(Conversion.Converter.DebugInfo());
didThing = true;
}
if (mentionedMe && (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\brecipe for .+") || Regex.IsMatch(msgText, ".+ recipe\\b")))
{
Features.Recipe(message);
didThing = true;
}
if (msgText.Contains("cognitive dissonance") == true)
{
message.ReplyAsync("that's not what cognitive dissonance means. Did you mean \"hypocrisy\"?");
didThing = true;
}
if(mentionedMe && Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "what'?s the longest (six|6)(-| )?letter word( in english)?\\b"))
if (mentionedMe && Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "what'?s the longest (six|6)(-| )?letter word( in english)?\\b"))
{
Task.Run(async () =>
{
Task.Run(async () => {
await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("mother.");
await Task.Delay(3000);
await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("oh, longest? I thought you said fattest.");
});
didThing = true;
}
if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bthank (yo)?u\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase) &&
(mentionedMe || Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\b(sh?tik)?bot\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase)))
@ -277,8 +289,14 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
}
break;
}
didThing = true;
#pragma warning restore 4014
}
if(didThing == false && mentionedMe && contentWithoutMention.Contains('?'))
{
await message.ReplyAsync(@"Well, that's a great question, and there are certainly many different possible answers. Ultimately, the decision will depend on a variety of factors, including your personal interests and goals, as well as any practical considerations (like the economy). I encourage you to do your research, speak with experts and educators, and explore your options before making a decision that's right for you.");
didThing = true;
}
}
}
}