From 70c45b5db30ae8f30b224bdad666783396d28752 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: adam Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2022 16:38:51 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] heh --- jokes.txt | 3 ++- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/jokes.txt b/jokes.txt index 1a6902c..d312286 100644 --- a/jokes.txt +++ b/jokes.txt @@ -72,4 +72,5 @@ When does a pun become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. There's 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who think in decimal, those who think in binary, and those who knew this joke would be in base 3. There's 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who divide the entire human population into 2 arbitrary groups, and those who don't. A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey man, you're in here kind of a lot. do you ever think you might be an alcoholic?" the horse says "no" and promptly vanishes. (the joke is a reference the famous philosophical phrase "i think, therefore i am" but if i explained that before the rest of the joke that would be putting descartes before the horse) -Someone broke into my house and stole all my fruits. I'm peachless. \ No newline at end of file +Someone broke into my house and stole all my fruits. I'm peachless. +Did I tell you guys about that flat earther i got into an argument with? he got so mad he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong, but he'll come around eventually. \ No newline at end of file