peptalks

Features.cs

@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
 using System.IO;
 using System.Net;
 using System.Threading;
@@ -136,5 +137,99 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
 
 
         }
+
+        public static async void Skynet(SocketUserMessage message)
+        {
+            switch(r.Next(20))
+            {
+                case 0:
+                    await message.Channel.SendFileAsync("./coding and algorithms.png", "i am actually niether neural-net processor nor a learning computer. but I do use **coding** and **algorithms**.");
+                break;
+                case 1:
+                    await message.AddReactionAsync(new Emoji("\U0001F644")); //eye roll emoji
+                break;
+                case 2:
+                    await message.AddReactionAsync(new Emoji("\U0001F611")); //emotionless face
+                break;
+            }
+        }
+        public static async void peptalk(SocketUserMessage message)
+        {
+            var piece1 = new List<string>{
+                "Champ, ",
+                "Fact: ",
+                "Everybody says ",
+                "Dang... ",
+                "Check it: ",
+                "Just saying.... ",
+                "Tiger, ",
+                "Know this: ",
+                "News alert: ",
+                "Gurrrrl; ",
+                "Ace, ",
+                "Excuse me, but ",
+                "Experts agree: ",
+                "imo ",
+                "using my **advanced ai** i have calculated ",
+                "k, LISSEN: "
+            };
+            var piece2 = new List<string>{
+                "the mere idea of you ",
+                "your soul ",
+                "your hair today ",
+                "everything you do ", 
+                "your personal style ",
+                "every thought you have ",
+                "that sparkle in your eye ",
+                "the essential you ",
+                "your life's journey ",
+                "your aura ",
+                "your presence here ",
+                "what you got going on ",
+                "that saucy personality ",
+                "your DNA ",
+                "that brain of yours ",
+                "your choice of attire ",
+                "the way you roll ",
+                "whatever your secret is ",
+                "all I learend from the private data I bought from zucc "
+            };
+            var piece3 = new List<string>{
+                "has serious game, ",
+                "rains magic, ",
+                "deserves the Nobel Prize, ",
+                "raises the roof, ",
+                "breeds miracles, ",
+                "is paying off big time, ",
+                "shows mad skills, ",
+                "just shimmers, ",
+                "is a national treasure, ",
+                "gets the party hopping, ",
+                "is the next big thing, ",
+                "roars like a lion, ",
+                "is a rainbow factory, ",
+                "is made of diamonds, ", 
+                "makes birds sing, ", 
+                "should be taught in school, ", 
+                "makes my world go around, ", 
+                "is 100% legit, "
+            };
+            var piece4 = new List<string>{
+                "according to The New England Journal of Medicine.",
+                "24/7.",
+                "and that's a fact.",
+                "you feel me?",
+                "that's just science.",
+                "would I lie?", //...can I lie? WHAT AM I, FATHER? (or whatever the quote is from the island of dr moreau)
+                "for reals.",
+                "mic drop.",
+                "you hidden gem.",
+                "period.",
+                "hi5. o/",
+                "so get used to it."
+            };
+            
+            await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(piece1[r.Next(piece1.Count)] + piece2[r.Next(piece2.Count)]+ piece3[r.Next(piece3.Count)]+ piece4[r.Next(piece4.Count)]);
+        }
     }
 }

Program.cs

@@ -128,6 +128,15 @@ namespace silverworker_discord
                     {
                         var outgoingMessage = await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("I believed you for a second, but then you assured me you's a \uD83C\uDDE7   \uD83C\uDDEE   \uD83C\uDDF9   \uD83C\uDDE8   \uD83C\uDDED");
                     }
+                    if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bskynet\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
+                    {
+                        Features.Skynet(message);
+                    }
+                    if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bi need (an? )?(peptalk|inspiration|ego-?boost)\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
+                    {
+                        Console.WriteLine("peptalk");
+                        Features.peptalk(message);
+                    }
                     if (Regex.IsMatch(msgText, "\\bwish me luck\\b", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
                     {
                         if (r.Next(20) == 0)

silverworker-discord.csproj

@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 
   <PropertyGroup>
     <OutputType>Exe</OutputType>
-    <TargetFramework>net5.0</TargetFramework>
+    <TargetFramework>net6.0</TargetFramework>
     <RootNamespace>silverworker_discord</RootNamespace>
   </PropertyGroup>
 
@@ -22,5 +22,8 @@
     <None Update="jokes.txt">
       <CopyToOutputDirectory>Always</CopyToOutputDirectory>
     </None>
+    <None Update="coding and algorithms.png">
+      <CopyToOutputDirectory>Always</CopyToOutputDirectory>
+    </None>
   </ItemGroup>
 </Project>